They removed the bristles you see
And the rabbit you know is now SHE
But the rash that they left
Spread to her cleft
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hiama
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 12:08 pm
They removed the bristles you see
And the rabbit you know is now SHE
But the rash that they left
Spread to her cleft
So free is the number three ( tee hee )
What would we do without friends
They always make amends...
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fealola
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 12:16 pm
What would we do without friends
They always make amends
It's not too exciting
To carry on fighting
So let's kiss and make up -- again
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Stop with all of your gossip!
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Raggedyaggie
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 01:41 pm
Stop with all of your gossip
Before I give you a fat lip
And cut you down to size,
Blacken both eyes
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McTag
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 02:01 pm
Stop with all of your gossip
Before I give you a fat lip
And cut you down to size,
Blacken both eyes
And that's just the start of your bad trip!
Oh, the weekend is fast disappearing
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McTag
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 02:01 pm
(and there's nowt on TV worth the peering)
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fealola
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:29 pm
Oh, the weekend is fast disappearing
(and there's nowt on TV worth the peering)
Except for Lifetime
It's all women and crime
And very bad men all sneering
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I wonder whats cooking today,
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JerryR
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 04:32 pm
I wonder whats cooking today,
I should eat, or I'll wither away.
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fealola
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 05:28 pm
I wonder whats cooking today,
I should eat, or I'll wither away
But the cupboard is bare
There ain't no food there,
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Raggedyaggie
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 06:06 pm
I wonder what's cooking today.
I should eat or I'll wither away.
But the cupboard is bare.
There ain't no food there.
Guess I'll go to the corner cafe.
I've a yen for a double-dip cone
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Joe Nation
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 06:41 pm
I've a yen for a double-dip cone
and I know that I'm not alone.
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jackie
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 07:53 pm
I've a yen for a double-dip cone
and I know that I'm not alone.
joe, go by your taste
And it will show on your waist
'wagging finger' at joe with a moan.
Why don't we have a cola, that's diet?
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Eva
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Sun 6 Jul, 2003 10:44 pm
Why don't we have a cola, that's diet?
(How I wish inner voices would be quiet!)
If "we are what we eat"
Then Joe must be sweet
And his limericks are always a riot!
Come on, Joe, let's share some ice cream
I've been dieting so long I could scream...
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snood
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 12:08 am
Come on, Joe, let's share some ice cream
I've been dieting so long I could scream...
fat and sugar taste good
diet food tastes like wood
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Joe Nation
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 04:44 am
Come on, Joe, let's share some ice cream
I've been dieting so long I could scream...
fat and sugar taste good
diet food tastes like wood.
"Believe me, I know what you mean."
If you guys would just never mind
discussing the size of behinds.
Please pass that bowl over
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jackie
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:03 am
If you guys would just never mind
discussing the size of behinds.
Please pass that bowl over
Then give it to "Rover"
So your buns are the 'mind-blowing' kind!!
Don't give up on a dramatic shape-
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fealola
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:13 am
Just cover it up with a cape
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jackie
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:34 am
haha fealola (good idea)
Don't give up on a dramatic shape-
Just cover it up with a cape.
As said by Snood
We can't eat that "wood"
To the Steak house, let's ALL escape!
Come post with us Limerick fatties-
Whilst we munch on our punch and patties.
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the prince
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 09:43 am
Come post with us Limerick fatties-
Whilst we munch on our punch and patties.
We all dream to be thin,
And this war we are sure to win,
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fealola
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Mon 7 Jul, 2003 10:04 am
Come post with us Limerick fatties-
Whilst we munch on our punch and patties.
We all dream to be thin,
And this war we are sure to win,
And we'll all end up looking like flatties
(good idea)