Are you single or married or what?
Said the jerk with the low-hanging gut.
I exited that bar like a bolt of lightning
I mean, that guy was really frightening
Didn't mean to get into that spot!
I am following my nose down the street
The smell from that bakery is SWEET!
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McTag
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 02:20 pm
I am following my nose down the street
The smell from that bakery is SWEET
I jus' love dem cakes
That the bakerman makes
An' pops 'em out, ready to eat
But the downside of eating is this-
And you may think it rather remiss
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Joe Nation
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 03:16 pm
But the downside of eating is this-
And you may think it rather remiss
I'm the guy with the gut
and the extra wide butt
and Jackie won't give me a kiss.
There once was a blue-eyed sailor
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Raggedyaggie
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 06:09 pm
There once was a blue-eyed sailor
With bell-bottoms designed by a tailor
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Eva
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 06:44 pm
There once was a blue-eyed sailor
With bell-bottoms designed by a tailor
They disguised his gut
(Try them out, Joe, you nut!
As for Jackie, why don't you e-mail her?!)
Joe has a great sense of humor...
(I hope.)
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jackie
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 07:32 pm
Joe has a great sense of humor...
He's single or I heard a rumor;
Now run off to sea
Far away from me
'Sokay, I'm just a young bloomer!
(smooches, joe) :wink:
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Joe Nation
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 08:29 pm
My cabasa is shaped like a heuveo (help me with the spelling, Dux)
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Eva
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Fri 27 Jun, 2003 08:57 pm
Egg in espanol, Joe?
h..u..e..v..o
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Dux
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 09:10 am
Mi cabeza is shaped like a huevo
& my left leg alone no muevo
Big is my boca
I'm drinking coca
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Ethel2
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 09:26 am
Mi cabeza is shaped like a huevo
and my left leg alone no muevo
Big is my boca
I'm drinking coca
As I sit on this bench in Lorado
Sleeping late and waking to this
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Letty
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 09:31 am
Sleeping late and waking to this,
My Spanish abysmally remiss,
I find it is easier
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Raggedyaggie
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 10:31 am
Sleeing late and waking to this,
My Spanish abysmally remiss.
I find it easier,
My attitude breezier,
If I say Adieu, and sign off with a kiss.
I really detest grocery shopping...
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Ethel2
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 10:45 am
I really detest grocery shopping
And cleaning, dusting and mopping
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jackie
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 11:12 am
I really detest grocery shopping
And cleaning, dusting and mopping.
Scrub the bathroom bare
It's Saturday's fare
Got the 'dust bunnies' really hopping.
Now, the plants to water and feed
Dead-head them and pull out a weed.
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McTag
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 02:17 pm
Now, the plants to water and feed
Dead-head them and pull out a weed
Mow the grass, sweep the path
Wash the car, clean the bath
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mac11
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 04:05 pm
Now, the plants to water and feed
Dead-head them and pull out a weed
Mow the grass, sweep the path
Wash the car, clean the bath
Will I ever find time to just read?
I'm addicted to A2K!
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Raggedyaggie
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 04:17 pm
I'm addicted to A2K
I just can't pull myself away.
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jackie
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Sat 28 Jun, 2003 04:25 pm
I'm addicted to A2K
I just can't pull myself away.
"Now", I jump up and work
'then', I sit down and shirk...
I usually get both done that way
Who's growing a garden this year?
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McTag
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Sun 29 Jun, 2003 12:30 am
Who's growing a garden this year?
Why I, among others, my dear
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Dux
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Sun 29 Jun, 2003 08:10 am
Who's growing a garden this year?
Why I, among others, my dear
I'm up all night
Thinking of a fight
& living near a garden that I fear
