Is variety the true 'spice of life'?
I'm not married but I'll ask my wife.
Is variety the true 'spice of life'?
I'm not married but I'll ask my wife.
She listened intently
and said that she meant me
to be a small taste of her adventurous life.
Have you ever thought to start a new life?
Have you ever thought to start a new life?
One that's free from all trouble and strife?
Have you ever thought to start a new life?
One that's free from all trouble and strife?
I would, if I dared to,
Be blonde and big-haired, too...
Not just someone's fat, frumpy old wife.
What would you change about you?...
Have you ever thought to start a new life?
One that's free from all trouble and strife?
I would, if I dared to,
Be blonde and big-haired, too...
Not just someone's fat, frumpy old wife.
What would you change about you?...
Probably my voice
& the ability to make a good choice
What would you change about you?
I can help you grow into two
By loving you lots
We'll have us some tots
And I'll even help with their poo !
( oh no thats gross )
Trying for babies is fun...
Trying for babies is fun
No matter in which position it's done
Trying for babies is fun
No matter in which position it's done.
But, for whatever it's worth
It's not the guys who give birth
It's the gals who have to labor in the long run.
It's a hot day, so let's try to keep cool...
t's a hot day, so let's try to keep cool,
wear the smallest bikini and hit the pool,
It's a hot day, so let's try to keep cool,
wear the smallest bikini and hit the pool,
Just splash, and then float
We don't need a boat
Too soon we will be back in school.
I sit with my cold drink and fan,
I sit with my cold drink and fan
and work on my buttery tan
I sit with my cold drink and fan
And work on my buttery tan
But each time I get there
I look like old leather
I sit with my cold drink and fan
And work on my buttery tan
But each time I get there
I look like old leather
A gold wearing, macho old man.
There are men who wear dresses, its true
There are men who wear dresses, it's true
Of course, it's not me and not you!
So I'll buy you a beer
If you say you're no queer
And don't slap my behind or I'll sue!
The rednecks are not just in Texas...
There are men who wear dresses, it's true
Of course, it's not me and not you!
So I'll buy you a beer
If you say you're no queer
And don't slap my behind or I'll sue!
The rednecks are not just in Texas...
They are spread all over the land
& to find them it's like trying to find a lost ring on the sand
The rednecks are not just in Texas...
That Godawful state where the X is.
They're our nation's top curse
and I'll tell what's worse.
I'm afraid they've discovered what sex is.
Two rednecks had them some rugrats
Two rednecks had them some rugrats
Who resembled brown latin wombats.
Tried to teach them to rope
But, let it die with no hope
Cause them kids wuz nowhere, but brats!
Are you single or married or What?
Are you single or married or What?
Said the jerk with the low-hanging gut
Are you single or married or what?
Said the jerk with the low-hanging gut.
I exited that bar like a bolt of lightning
I mean, that guy was really frightening
