I am ready for flirting and frills
So bring on the guys....or the girls?
I'm ambidextrous
So come let us
Put on our pit helmets and pearls
The secret of life is a puzzle.....
The secret of life is a puzzle
So give me a soft neck to nuzzle
The secret of life is a puzzle
So give me a soft neck to nuzzle,
Puppy, or horse,
It don't matter, of course...
The secret of life is a puzzle
So give me a soft neck to nuzzle,
Puppy, or horse,
It don't matter, of course
But nothing will soothe like warm fuzz will.
Why do you think it's called necking?
Why do you think it's called necking?
Yes, I know, but now I am checking
To see if you know
The right way to go...
Necking in cars leads to wrecking!
"Keep your eyes on the road!" said his wife...
Why do you think it's called necking?
Yes, I know, but now I am checking
To see if you know
The right way to go...
Necking in cars leads to wrecking!
"Keep your eyes on the road!" said his wife..
But husband was thinking about his successful life
So he didn't hear a word of what she said
"Keep your eyes on the road!" said his wife..
But husband was thinking about his successful life
So he didn't hear a word of what she said
A huge truck left them both stone dead
Thus ending their trouble and strife
If bees could talk to birds
What would be their words ?
If bees could talk to birds
What would be their words ?
"If I had wings like you
I'd fly higher, too;
And leave this low ground to the nerds!"
We do 'wonder' of instincts, no doubt-
What the animals are all about;
We do 'wonder' of instincts, no doubt-
What the animals are all about
Insect instincts too-
And it stinks round the zoo!
It takes humans to clean it all out
A horse in a stable is whiffy
A horse in a stable is whiffy
And my allergies make me all sniffy...
A horse in a stable is whiffy
And my allergies make me all sniffy...
I must hold my nose,
Till the barn door I close
And try to do it all in a jiffy.
Brought my horse an apple today,
Brought my horse an apple today,
Her colt was curled up in the hay.
Brought my horse an apple today,
Her colt was curled up in the hay
Recently fired,
So I felt inspired
Brought my horse an apple today,
Her colt was curled up in the hay
Recently fired,
So I felt inspired
& this was at the begiinnings of May
It was hot & I was sweating alot
It was hot & I was sweating alot
so I sped to your bed, for I thought
It was hot & I was sweating a lot
so I sped to your bed, for I thought
I could feel your desire
Lets put out that fire
Now if I can only find the right spot
I was laying exhausted and spent
Wondering about the damn rent..
I was lying exhausted and spent
Wondering about the damn rent
When you tickled my ear
And said, "Touch me here..."
I was lying exhausted and spent
Wondering about the damn rent
When you tickled my ear
And said, "Touch me here..."
How do I get back from Tashkent ?
A man should know hs place....
A man should know his place
At least in one certain case
But too much compliance
Brings on a reliance
A man should know his place
At least in one certain case
But too much compliance
Brings on a reliance
That is WAY too much 'in your face'.
Is variety the true 'spice of life'?
