It's one seventh like unemployment
It's Sunday, a day for enjoyment...
get ready for parkside deployment
read the funnies in the shade
sip a glass of lemonade
On Monday, it's back to employment.
There's a busy little aphid on that rose
There's a busy little aphid on that rose.
And when he'll leave, nobody knows.
But if I have my way
He'll get out of there today
There's a busy little aphid on that rose.
And when he'll leave, nobody knows.
But if I have my way
He'll get out of there today
But should I use bug spray or hose?
The rain is upon us again
The rain is upon us again
And it certainly ruined my plan...
The rain is upon us again
And it certainly ruined my plan
No picnic at the park
No fireworks after dark
Unless he's an indoorsy man!
The picnic will just have to wait....
for we cannot go fishing without bait
The picnic will just have to wait
For we cannot go fishing without bait
A dress made of lace
(Slit up to someplace
North of heaven) would interest Nate!
Nate's tall and he's handsome and tanned...
Nate's tall and he's handsome and tanned...
a hunk in the water or land.
Mid sweet summer breezes
the ladies he teases
Nate's tall and he's handsome and tanned...
A hunk in the water or on land.
Sweet midsummer breezes
The ladies he teases
Know Nate wears no ring on his hand.
So the ladies all giggle and flirt
They're sure none of them will get hurt...
So the ladies all giggle and flirt
They're sure none of them will get hurt
Till a heart is broken
Not a word is spoken
The guy was just a little squirt
A good time was had by all..
A good time was had by all
At the Annual Secretaries' Ball
A good time was had by all
At the Annual Secretaries' Ball
They supped martinis
and called their bosses weenies.
A good time was had by all
At the Annual Secretaries' Ball
They supped martinis
and called their bosses weenies
& this was at fall
A lot of beer was consumed
A lot of beer was consumed
Then over the P.A. a voice boomed
"Hey, get back to work!"
Yelled their slimy boss, Kirk...
A lot of beer was consumed
Then over the P.A., a voice boomed
"Hey, get back to work!"
Yelled their slimy boss, Kirk.
If you don't listen to Kirk, you are doomed.
I'm in a "time to get away" mood
I'm in a "time to get away" mood.
Please forgive me if I'm being rude.
A gossamer place
I'm in a "time to get away" mood.
Please forgive if I'm being rude
A gossamer place
All blues will erase
I'm in a "time to get away" mood.
Please forgive if I'm being rude
A gossamer place
All blues will erase
My enjoyment will be fun and food.
I am ready for flirting and frills-
I am ready for flirting and frills
So bring on the guys....or the girls?
