The Westminster chimes woke me up.
The Westminster chimes woke me up.
Now it's time for my early day cup.
I'll choose coffee.....or tea?
Maybe juice? Drambuie?
And some crumpets to share with my pup.
I really enjoy a good brunch
I really enjoy a good brunch
But you know, I have a hunch
That today I just might
Not have time for a bite!
I really enjoy a good brunch.
But you know, I have a hunch
That today I just might
Not have time for a bite.
I don't even have goodies to munch.
Too much work can be really depressing
Too much work can be really depressing
Sometimes there is just no messing
Then I log on here
For plenty of cheer
And soon find myself de-stressing
The language of love is universal....
The language of love is universal
kissing is so natural, no need for rehearsal,
The language of love is universal
kissing is so natural, no need for rehearsal
A loaf, a glass of wine,
And thou, my valentine
And a tablecloth whitened by Persil
You can't beat the snowy-white linen
You can't beat the snowy-white linen
To set up the table, or crawl in.
Be it sheet, cloth or doily
with lovely embroily
We just love our snowy- white linen!
And how about painting the house?
And how about painting the house?
I know a good painter named Klaus
He's cheap and he's fast
Does a good job that'll last...
And how about painting the house?
I know a good painter named Klaus
He's cheap and he's fast
Does a good job that'll last...
not like his brother, that louse.
Klaus' brudder is a bad guy named Deiter,
a good name cuz it rhymes with cheater.
Klaus' brudder is a bad guy named Deiter,
a good name cuz it rhymes with cheater.
He futzes around while painting,
gives his brother's name a tainting,
Klaus' brudder is a bad guy named Deiter,
a good name cuz it rhymes with cheater.
He futzes around while painting,
gives his brother's name a tainting,
and there's a sister, but you wouldn't want to meet her.
Klaus' whole family is nuts
Klaus' whole family is nuts
There's Almond and Brazil is a klutz...
Klaus' whole family is nuts
There's Almond and Brazil is a klutz.
Aunt Pistachio's kooky,
Uncle Cashew is spooky....
Klaus' whole family is nuts
There's Almond and Brazil is a klutz.
Aunt Pistachio's kooky,
Uncle Cashew is spooky....
And Peanut is broad as two butz.
Shall we speak of their kin, Mega-Batz?
Who are known for their in-family spats?
Shall we speak of their kin, Mega-Batz?
Who are known for their in-family spats?
Mike won't speak to Lou,
And Phil hates Sally, who
Once poisoned his two Siamese cats.
Of course, the cats hollered and fought...
Of course, the cats hollered and fought..
though the struggle was all for nought
.
Of course, the cats hollered and fought
Though the struggle was all for nought
Alas, no more Siamese.
Mean old Sally it did please,
But poor Phil is extremely distraught.
Please, let's think of something more pleasant
Please, let's think of something more pleasant
How about buying a present?
Please, let's think of something more pleasant
How about buying a present?
Some little gift
to mend up a rift
Please, let's think of something more pleasant
How about buying a present?
Some little gift
to mend up a rift.
To be sure, that is money well spent.
It's Sunday, a day for enjoyment...
