We all hope you have a GOOD time
And come back with a promise to rhyme.
It would really be a pity
If you didn't have a ditty
We all hope you have a GOOD time
And come back with a promise to rhyme.
It would really be a pity
If you didn't have a ditty
or a finish that is really sublime.
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I think the subject should be pets,
about as maudlin as anything gets.
I think the subject should be pets,
about as maudlin as anything gets.
I like Pet Rocks
They need no litter box
think the subject should be pets,
about as maudlin as anything gets.
I like Pet Rocks
They need no litter box
That's a good idea- off are all bets
We once had a black Springer Spaniel
We once had a black Springer Spaniel,
who had pups with a boxer named Daniel.
We once had a black springer spaniel,
Who had pups with a boxer named Daniel.
The group was bizarre,
Three would fetch; three would spar
We once had a black springer spaniel,
Who had pups with a boxer named Daniel.
The group was bizarre,
Three would fetch; three would spar
Twas no help in the dog training manual.
Their fur was some fluffy, some smooth
Their fur was some fluffy, some smooth
talking salesman (from downtown Duluth)
Their fur was some fluffy, some smooth
talking salesman (from downtown Duluth)
Said she would take three
Leave the rest for me-
For Free, says my sign, thats the truth!
I can lay on my lawn at MY pick,
Have no critters to invite the tick.
can lay on my lawn at MY pick,
Have no critters to invite the tick
And no mess on the lawn
To prevent lying on
I can lay on my lawn at MY pick
Have no critters to invite the tick
And no mess on the lawn
To prevent lying on,
Keeping it neat, that is the trick.
Under the shade tree at high noon,
I was humming and crooning a tune.
Under the shade tree at high noon,
I was humming and crooning a tune
I lay on a hammock
And nibbled a bannock
Then ate some sorbet with a spoon
Will the Friends of the Limerick rally
We seem to be down a blind alley
Will the Friends of the Limerick rally
We seem to be down a blind alley
Can't we find the time
To make a good rhyme?
Will the Friends of the Limerick rally
We seem to be down a blind alley.
Can't we find the time
To make a good rhyme?
It's too soon for a grand finale.
Do we prefer that our limericks be funny?
Do we prefer that our limericks be funny?
I like them clever or suprising or sunny.
Do we prefer that our limericks be funny?
I like them clever or surprising or sunny.
I've seen some quite serious
And even mysterious
Do we prefer that our limericks be funny?
I like them clever or surprising or sunny.
I've seen some quite serious
And even mysterious
Though like Winnie the Pooh I prefer honey
What makes a clock tick ?
Is it time or is it a click ?
What makes a clock tick ?
Is it time or is it a click ?
Usually a batt'ry
Or just plain 'lectricity
What makes a clock tick?
Is it time or is it a click?
Usually a batt'ry
Or just plain 'lectricity
Or maybe it's magic, take your pick!
The Westminster chimes woke me up....
The Westminster chimes woke me up
Now it's time for my early-day cup
I'll choose coffee......or tea?
Maybe juice? Drambuie?
