And when we will have grandchildren
Some new rooms we' ll be buildin'
You know we will "sit"
at our age it will fit
Let's hope they go home ere it's 'What? When?'
It is tiresome to just sew and knit
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Raggedyaggie
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:16 am
It is tiresome to just sew and knit
And can dull the senses and wit.
So take a brisk walk
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hiama
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:28 am
It is tiresome to just sew and knit
And can dull the senses and wit.
So take a brisk walk
Or have a nice talk
With the lads down the pub, that'll do it
Sinking a pint is nice
Its not my only vice....
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Raggedyaggie
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:52 am
Drinking a pint is nice
It's not my only vice.
I'm addicted to sweets,
High-caloric treats.
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hiama
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:06 am
Drinking a pint is nice
It's not my only vice.
I'm addicted to sweets,
High-caloric treats
I'll eat them all in a trice
Chomping on chocolates one day...
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the prince
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:16 am
Chomping on chocolates one day
To my cholestral I tried to say
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McTag
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 12:07 pm
Chomping on chocolates one day
To my cholestral I tried to say
This won't hurt a bit
'Cause I'm really quite fit
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Eva
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 12:07 pm
Chomping on chocolates one day
To my cholesterol I tried to say
"Just ignore all the fats
And enjoy it!" But that's
Chocolate's way of making us pay.
Good chocolate's smooth and creamy...
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jackie
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 03:10 pm
Good chocolate's smooth and creamy
And has often been given to me.
Some softer than butts
Some chunky with nuts,
I savor, while eyes close so dreamy!
Please get off the subject of 'food'!
Oh wail, I want a slimmer mood!
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Joe Nation
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 06:44 pm
Please get off the subject of 'food'!
Oh wail, I want a slimmer mood!
Let's talk fasting and self-regulation,
discipline and self- sublimnation.
or chuck that and get in the nude.
When you're nude you've got plenty of nothing
got no pockets to put none of your stuff in.
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Eva
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Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:16 pm
When you're nude you've got plenty of nothin'
Got no pockets to put none of your stuff in.
But let folks see my tummy?
Do I look like a dummy?!
I'd better start huffin' & puffin'...
There's nothing more boring than running...
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McTag
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Fri 6 Jun, 2003 01:29 am
There's nothing more boring than running
Unless it is overdone punning
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Joe Nation
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Fri 6 Jun, 2003 03:31 am
There's nothing more boring than running
Unless it is overdone punning
Besides, to get rid of the lard
you've got to run hard.
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McTag
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Fri 6 Jun, 2003 03:48 pm
There's nothing more boring than running
Unless it is overdone punning
Besides, to get rid of the lard
you've got to run hard
And the final result is just stunning.
We're off pretty soon on vacation
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jackie
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Fri 6 Jun, 2003 06:35 pm
We're off pretty soon on vacation
It's our subject of great jubilation.
To rest our poor feet,
Only sleep and then eat!
Even in thought, it's perfect elation!
I hope we can visit the sights
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Joe Nation
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Fri 6 Jun, 2003 08:02 pm
I hope we can visit the sights
with warm days and cool nights,
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McTag
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Sat 7 Jun, 2003 02:09 am
I hope we can visit the sights
with warm days and oh-so-cool nights
See a castle or two
Just admire the view
And have trouble-free internal flights
And have trouble-free trips to the lav
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SealPoet
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Sat 7 Jun, 2003 04:55 am
And have trouble-free trips to the lav
In-flight, that's a good thing to have
A trip to the loo
Is best with no queue
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McTag
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Sat 7 Jun, 2003 06:04 am
And have trouble-free trips to the lav
In-flight, that's a good thing to have
A trip to the loo
Is best with no queue
And a road map is better than Sat-nav
If you cannot locate the facilities
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jackie
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Sat 7 Jun, 2003 11:04 am
If you cannot locate the facilities
It surely will stretch your abilities.
Some things, we're agreed
Just happen at NEED..............
We just MUST have certain utilities!!
We all hope you have a GOOD time-
And come back with a promise to rhyme.
