Perpetual Limerick (:3=

Sunshine through my window makes me happy
Brickbats through my window make me sad
Writing poetry's bound to make you zappy
The mostest fun while clothed you ever had

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Nice poem, but it wasn't a limerick. Sorry.

Sunshine through my window makes me happy.
Butterflies and puppies make me sappy.
No adolescent verse
Could ever be worse...

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Sunshine through my window makes me happy.
Butterflies and puppies make me sappy.
No adolescent verse
Could ever be worse...
makes me cry for my mammy and my pappy

If you put chili on a frank
or mustard, that's really rank,

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If you put chili on a frank
or mustard, that's really rank
And a dill, that's a pickle
Costs no more than a nickel
Then go breathe on someone who's swank

(I think that one lacked a certain something)

For a perfect home barbecue recipe

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For a perfect home barbecue recipe
smoked brisket's the essential necessity

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For a perfect home barbecue recipe
smoked brisket's the essential necessity
Vinegar's the thing
To give it some zing

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For a perfect home barbecue recipe
smoked brisket's the essential necessity
Vinegar's the thing
To give it some zing
With a beer, to chill out in Stress City

We never are knowingly stymied
If it's words which you need to be rhymied

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We never are knowingly stymied,
If it's words which you need to be rhymied.
Just picture a sound,
Like my dog is a hound,
Then you'll feel good and say, "I'll be blimied."

Language can be such a bother

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Language can be such a bother
No, wait, Let's go one step farther!
Words are damn stubborn things

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Language can be such a bother,
No, wait let's go one step farther.
Words are damn stubborn things,
But they have such a ring,
Like further and farther and father.

Like who gives a farthing, my friend,

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Like who gives a farthing, my friend
or a fig, or a ratsass at the end.
If we cannot denote

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Like, who gives a farthing, my friend.
Or a fig, or a ratsass at the end.
If we cannot cannote,
Denote, stay afloat,
who gives a flying pterodactyl

(sorry..got carried away) Razz

Ahem.

Like, who gives a farthing, my friend.
Or a fig, or a ratsass at the end.
If we cannot cannote,
Denote, stay afloat.......

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Like, who gives a farthing, my friend.
Or a fig, or a ratsass at the end.
If we cannot denote
Cannote, stay afloat
Then all our sentences, mend!

Loving chatter, we cannot refute,
We are thrilled that we are not mute...

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Loving chatter, we cannot refute,
We are thrilled that we are not mute
When asked to opine
We need not sign
But open our mouth and out words shoot !

Despairing of anything to wear
I decided to go out quite bare....

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Despairing of anything to wear
I decided to go out quite bare....
The sun burned my cheeks,
on sitting I let out many shrieks,

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Despairing of anything to wear
I decided to go out quite bare....
The sun burned my cheeks,
on sitting I let out many shrieks,
and the housewives were content to stare.

I headed back home on the run
to rub Neosporin on my bum.

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I headed back home on the run
to rub Neosporin on my bum.
Cream on my moon,
made my partner swoon,

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I headed back home on the run
to rub Neosporin on my bum.
Cream on my moon,
made my partner swoon,
On the rest, the details, I'll be mum.

== Letty Very Happy

flying ptre never mind Smile

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Let's you be mum and me be dad

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Let's you be mum and me be dad.
Together, we'll sprout a fine strapping lad.
He'll be strong as an oak

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Let's you be mum and me be dad.
Together, we'll sprout a fine strapping lad.
He'll be strong as an oak
many a fair maiden will he poke
Causing them to go "Egad" !!

And when we will have grandchildren

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