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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2003 03:36 pm
Then her lover retrieved her skirt
Being thoughtful, kind and alert...
Said he "Don't you think
you sassy, young mink,
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2003 05:02 pm
Then her lover retrieved her skirt
Being thoughtful, kind and alert...
Said he "Don't you think
you sassy, young mink,
That men passing by might get hurt!"

The ecdysiast took to the stage...
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2003 05:39 pm
The ecdysiast took to the stage
And the crowd shouted out in a rage,
"Now, what does that mean!?"
And there followed a scene...
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jackie
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2003 05:44 pm
The ecdysiast took to the stage
And the crowd shouted out in a rage,
"Now, what does that mean?"
And there followed a scene...
Then it came time to turn the page. Smile

(you guys are great... tee hee)


It's early for water melon
But I persuaded the man to sell 'em...
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2003 07:36 pm
It's early for water melon
But I persuaded the man to sell 'em...
With a big one under each arm
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2003 10:03 pm
It's early for watermelon
But I persuaded the man to sell 'em...
With a big one under each arm
I hurried off the farm
Before I was accused of being a felon!


An ecdysiast (i.e. a stripper)
Told the man not to tip her
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 04:52 am
An ecdysiast (i.e. a stripper)
Told the man not to tip her
A tip? said he, No
Just enjoying the show
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 05:31 am
An ecdysiast (i.e. a stripper)
Told the man not to tip her
A tip? said he, No
Just enjoying the show
and trying to adjust my zipper.

A hydrogen proxide solution
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 07:51 am
A hydrogen peroxide solution
Is great for dark roots and pollution.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 09:08 am
A hydrogen peroxide solution
Is great for dark roots and pollution
But apply it with care
On fine, thinning hair
Or you may need a wig substitution.

Today's a great day for an outing...
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jackie
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 10:12 am
Today's a great day for an outing...
Like a Protest March with some shouting!
Or maybe just swig
Some tea like a pig
As you climb a 'not too high' mountain.


It's cool, you just have to believe
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 10:22 am
It's cool, you just have to believe
They're coming, I would not deceive
No hiding from Mulder
Despite Scully's shudder
When she found out that she could concieve.


Swearing is creative, it seems to me...
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 12:43 pm
Swearing is creative, it seems to me
Especially when stung by an angry bee...
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 12:56 pm
Swearing is creative, it seems to me
Especially when stung by an angry bee...
Smeggers smeg smeggity smeg!!
Smegging smeg-loving smegs!!!
Have I shown the word's versatility?



There was a weird dude with a trumpet
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jackie
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 01:03 pm
There was a weird dude with a trumpet
And when it's not loud he would pump it!
First came the blare,
And when all would glare,
He got out his guitar and would strum it.


Came the bright lilies first or the seed?
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 04:14 pm
Came the bright lilies first or the seed?
Comes the thought, long ere cometh the deed?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 08:19 pm
Came the bright lilies first or the seed?
Comes the thought, long ere cometh the deed?
As I sit here and wonder
I can't help but ponder...
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 08:37 pm
Came the bright lilies first or the seed?
Comes the thought, long ere cometh the deed?
As I sit here and wonder
I can't help but ponder
Does the lily e'er pity the weed?


What man has wrought.....
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 10:03 pm
What man has wrought.....
some woman has gone out and bought.
"Tis to bolster the economy..
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2003 11:14 pm
What man has wrought,
some woman has gone out and bought.
"Tis to bolster the economy,
I do assure you," said she.
The flimsiest of excuses, I thought.

A two-carat diamond for me,
And a solid gold watch for thee...
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