If men are from Mars and women from Venus
There'll be Chocolate and beauty between us
And from prying eyes
I would think it wise
Damascene drapes round to screen us
(do US readers know Mars is a chocolate bar?)
Does KitKat bridge o'er the Atlantic?
Does KitKat bridge o'er the Atlantic?
I'm feeling kind of frantic
I need some choc
Better a block
TO give me that adrenaline kick
To sleep perchance to dream
I'd settle for a few winks my team
Mars, Inc. is a multinational corporation which I think is based in the States, though I am not sure.
www.mars.com
To sleep perchance to dream
I'd settle for a few winks my team
But sleep I cannot
And web porn is blocked...
To sleep perchance to dream
I'd settle for a few winks my team
But sleep I cannot
And web prn is blocked
More's the pity to see a blank screen.
Sometimes chocolate is better than sex....
Sometimes chocolate is better than sex
Because you always know what comes next
A nibble and a much,
It works well with a lunch,
So Snickers or Almond Joy, please choose betwixt
Ash was a Lass all dressed in Pink...
Was a lass, name of Ash, dressed in Pink
Who knocked over a bottle of ink
And she squealed, "Help me, Jess!
I've just ruined my dress!"
Jess just wearily poured 'nother drink.
There once was a lad from North Austin...
There once was a lad from North Austin,
Who had several thoughts but he lost 'em,
There once was a lad from North Austin,
Who had several thoughts but he lost 'em,
They entered his mind
But were left far behind
A leak, you see, dribbled the lot of them.
Oh Letty, sweet Letty, where have you been?....
Oh, Letty, sweet Letty, where've you been?
Been tryin' to do wash, clean the den.
Oh, Letty, sweet Letty, where've you been?
Been tryin' to do wash, clean the den.
Me too, my dear
Now the path is clear
Oh, Letty, sweet Letty, where've you been?
Been tryin' to do wash, clean the den.
Me too, my dear
Now the path is clear
Its time now to play on A2k Again!
On a warm beautiful Mother's Day,
On a beautiful warm Mother's Day
I thought I heard somebody say...
On a beautiful warm Mother's Day
I thought I heard somebody say
Oh, hi Mom, what's for dinner?
I have a date tonight with a real winner!
Mom knows some things never change, that's just the way.
Grandma's get to spoil and give the kiddies back
Then go home to relax with no baby things to pack...
Grandma's get to spoil and give the kiddies back
Then go home to relax with no baby things to pack...
And brothers do dishes while kiddies are gone,
While Mom warms the chaise, still, 'cept for a yawn.
But Monday is slipping in, just beyond dark,
The job waits in silence, like the places we park...
But Monday is slipping in, just beyond dark,
The job waits in silence, like the places we park
Under the tree
Making eyes at me
Is that you, you evil eyed shark ?
There was a lass From Kildare
Who whenever she mounted a stair..
There was a lass From Kildare
Who whenever she mounted a stair..
Wrapped her skirt tight,
To hide a wonderous sight
Leaving amorous men in despair !
The day of knife fast approaches
The day of knife fast approaches
With the gourmet chef there to coach us.
We will cook a marsh hen,
With some dressing and then
We will all sit and eat on the porches!
Blackberries are now in full blooms
And wisteria hanging in flumes...
Blackberries are now in full blooms
And wisteria hanging in flumes
Those sweet scents filling the air
Intoxicate all who are there
With Nature's most perfect perfume.
Out west there's a home on the range...
But nobody's home there, how strange
