Chocolate is my favourite food
Its dangerous and rude....
Chocolate is my favourite food
Its dangerous and rude....
when it tastes the best,
you will not know lest
Chocolate is my favourite food
Its dangerous and rude....
when it tastes the best,
you will not know lest
You are eating it in the nude
Space the final frontier
Whats going on back here ?
Space the final frontier
What's going on back here?
Depends on where space is
A parallel to that or this?
Or that place between your ears, my dear.
The night they invented champagne
There was dancing and none to complain...
The night they invented champagne
There was dancing and none to complain
All the mesdamoiselles
Looked out for themselves
And the messieurs got drunk, in the main
My earache is giving me gyp
The night they invented champagne
There was dancing and none to complain
Couples would spin
To Irving Berlin
Again and again and again
Music is the food of love.....
The night they invented champagne
There was dancing, and none to complain
They would waltz from the house
Hearing snatches of Strauss
Get Brahms and Liszt later? Who's paying?
My earache is giving me gyp
It really does take the pip
Hiama is late
I do him berate
To catch up or just leave the ship !
The Unicorn flutters his eyes....
A last glimpse of life 'fore she dies
The Unicorn flutters his eyes
A last glimpse of life 'fore she dies
Hermaphrodites live
Whilst others give
Their spirits up to the skies
A jelly wobbled on the plate
The party has started too late...
A jelly wobbled on the plate
The party has started to late.
The champagne has lost its punch
The chips have lost their crunch
A jelly wobbled on the plate
The party has started too late.
The champagne has lost its punch
The chips have lost their crunch
The good times will just have to wait.
The sun is shining, the birdies sing
A jelly wobbled on the plate
The party has started too late.
The champagne has lost its punch
The chips have lost their crunch
Whatever happened to my date ?
Oh to be in Paris in the Spring ...
Oh to be in Paris in the Spring
The sun is shining, the birdies sing
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The sun is shining, the birdies sing
Oh, to be in Paris in the Spring.
Where I can wile away the day
Sipping wine in a small cafe
The sun is shining, the birdies sing
Oh, to be in Paris in the Spring.
Where I can wile away the day
Sipping wine in a small cafe
While Jean Claude gives my heart a zing!
If men are from Mars and women from Venus.......
If men are from Mars and women from Venus
There'll be Chocolate and beauty between us..
