Vocabulary is a worrisome thing...
though different elements can make it sing
Vocabulary is a worrisome thing...
though different elements can make it sing
An accent, some slang
Can turn "thing" to "thang"...
Vocabulary is a worrisome thing
Though different elements can make it sing
An accent, some slang
Can turn "thing" into "thang"
And Southern comfort it will bring.
Tonight I've got the blues...
Tonight I've got the blues
I'm going to have to choose
Tonight I've got the blues
I'm going to have to choose
Between in or out
In my mind no doubt
I'm going to party, tomorrow I'll snooze
A hangover is hard to take
Especially one that I make.....
A hangover is hard to take
Especially one that I make.....
i drink until a late hour
champaign, rum, whiskey sour
A hangover is hard to take
Especially one that I make.....
i drink until a late hour
champaign, rum, whiskey sour
Old Klapka's thirst's sure hard to slake.
There was a young girl from Devizes
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who liked to plan surprises.
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who liked to plan surprises
With guests who were neurotic
Her parties were quite chaotic
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who liked to plan surprises
With guests who were neurotic
Her parties were quite chaotic
They usually wear disguises!
There was an old man in Peru
There was an old man in Peru
Who didn't look like me and you
His eyes they were runny
His nose red and funny
Each time he exploded, "Ah-chooo!"
There was an old man in Australia...
There was an old man in Australia
Whose favorite movie was "The Blue Dahlia"
He wiled away his days
At movie matinees
There was an old man in Australia
Whose favorite movie was "The Blue Dahlia"
He wiled away his days
At movie matinees
Hoping to meet a sheila.
I met a new friend last weekend
I met a new friend last weekend
You can bet that she was a wiccan,
I met a new friend last weekend
You can bet that she was a wiccan.
Not one who is tragic,
But one who spreads magic,
Good magic that I'd recommend.
If we all could meet face to face
If we all could meet face to face
A2K'ers would fill up the place
If we all could meet face to face
A2kers would fill up the place
And there would be Seal Poet
with the best lines, don't you know it
Now real and not just in cyberspace.
So where have you been watery mammal?....
So where have you been watery mammal?
We thought you had been caught in a fierce trammel,
So where have you been watery mammal?
We thought you had been caught in a fierce trammel,
Oh what a fuss
You'd never desert us
Or we'd have to turn you into a camel
Walking in an old English garden...
Walking in an old English garden
Tripped over a seal, said "Pardon!"
