If everyone loved as much as they could,
We would all meet up in a wood.
In a glade, neath the trees,
We could do as we please
But really, you think that we should?
On this day nearly ten years ago
The Queen opened the palace for show....
On this day nearly ten years ago
The Queen opened the place for show
The tickets were pricey
Our finances dicey
On this day nearly ten years ago
The Queen opened the place for show
The tickets were pricey
Our finances dicey
But we still gave it a great heigh-ho
I'm sleepy and tired again
I'm sleepy and tired again
My inertia seems never to end
But when I've a date
I'm sleepy and tired again
My inertia seems never to end
But when I've a date
Who's a charismatic mate
I'm sleepy and tired again
My inertia seems never to end
But when I've a date
Who's a charismatic mate
I seem to find a third and fourth wind.
I use the words "If Only"...
I use the words "If Only",
to describe my state, which is lonely
I use the words "If only,"
To describe my state, which is lonely
Could I have, should I have,
What would have happend?
I sure as hell wouldn't be saying "If only."
Ooops.....
What do you do when you.......
What do you do when you
Have a cold that acts just like the flu.
Do you drink a rum toddy
To heat up your body
What do you do when you
Have a cold that acts just like the flu.
Do you drink a rum toddy
To heat up your body
Or just get some tea and have a nice brew
Strong drink is the antidote to reality...
Strong drink is the antidote to reality
Try a generous glass of Glenmorangerie
Reality is put to rest ...
Strong drink is the antidote to reality
Try a generous glass of Glenmorangerie
Reality is put to rest
Perhaps for the best
Strong drind is the antidote to reality
Try a generous glass of Glenmorangerie
Reality is put to rest
Perhaps for the best
And all your illusions set free.
My dog thinks I'm wonderful...
My dog thinks I'm wonderful
And I think he is oh so cool
My dog thinks I'm wonderful
And I think he is oh so cool
He loves me without condition,
To adore me, his only mission
My dog thinks I'm wonderful
And I think he is oh so cool
He loves me without condition,
To adore me, his only mission
Everyone should have a dog as a rule
Leave people feeling better for knowing you
Is an adage I've always tried to follow through..
Leave people better for knowing you
Is an adage I 've always tried to follow through.
Don't wound a soul
And try to be droll
Leave people better for knowing you
Is an adage I've always tried to follow through.
Don't wound a soul
And try to be droll
A considerate sense of humor will never be taboo.
I just can't believe that it's the first day of May
I just can't believe that it's the first day of May
It's just another day of drizzly and gray
