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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 03:30 pm
Jackie, Nemmind if you look anything like your Avatar I am prepared to forgive you practically anything and if you don't I am prepared to forgive you practically anything Very Happy

Now back to the plot...

I should have danced all night
But I looked such a sight
Mascara smudged again
From singing in the rain
I hope I don't give someone a fright

You know how to whistle don't you ?
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 04:07 pm
You know how to whistle don't you?
She asks as she bids adieu
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 04:13 pm
You know how to whistle don't you?
She asks as she bids adieu
You pout like this
Just like a kiss
And make sure that you follow through

Eating biscuits in bed is so bad...
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 07:22 pm
Eating biscuits in bed is so bad
The crumbs scratch and tickle, egad!
So what ever your plight
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 07:28 pm
Eating biscuits in bed is so bad
The crumbs scratch and tickle, egad!
So what ever your plight
When you curl up at night
Dust the sheets off so your mate won't go mad.

A squirrel, a cat and a dog....
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mac11
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 08:42 pm
A squirrel, a cat and a dog
Were walking one day in the fog
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 06:37 am
A squirrel, a cat and a dog
Were walking one day in the fog
The squirrel got lost
The cat it got tossed
By the dog right into a bog

Creatures have such lovely habits...
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 06:42 am
Creatures have such lovely habits,
specially unicorns, they love to eat rabbits,
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 06:50 am
Creatures have such lovely habits,
specially unicorns, they love to eat rabbits,
Lightly braised with red wine
Or barbecued would be fine
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 06:53 am
Creatures have such lovely habits,
specially unicorns, they love to eat rabbits,
With such a delicate palate
They sometimes need a mallet
To soften up all of the nobbly bits

Buddhas who are bankers are rare
They seem to like to share....
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 07:15 am
(hiama, I like your rabbit-cooking limerick better than my attempt!)

Buddhas who are bankers are rare
They seem to like to share
They give away
My hard-earned pay
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 08:26 am
Buddhas who are bankers are rare
They seem to like to share
They give away
My hard-earned money
Sigh - Who wants to be a millionaire?

There is a young lady who loves Dr. Phil....
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 09:58 am
There is a young lady who loves Dr. Phil....
But her chances to get him are nill-
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 11:29 am
There is a young lady who loves Dr. Phil
But her chances to get him are nill
But Oprah, you see,
just sat on his knee
Now Dr. Phil must sit still.


There was a young lady from Boston
Who's urge to shop came quite often...
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 11:43 am
There was a young lady from Boston
Who's urge to shop came quite often.
'Til one day the bills
Gave the lady the chills....
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 02:20 pm
There was a young lady from Boston
(#2)And she liked shops real big, to get lost in,
'Til one day the bills
Gave the lady the chills
So she married an oilman from Austin

Texans just love to flaunt all their wealth






(sorry, couldn't resist a tweak)
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 03:32 pm
(Mac I preferred your rabbit stew !)

Texans just love to flaunt all their wealth
Its a measure of material health....
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 09:22 pm
Texans just love to flaunt all their wealth
Its a measure of material health
The biggest, the best, the richest
Will make all women bitches
And men full of stock options and stealth.

If everyone loved as much as they could...
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2003 04:48 am
If everyone loved as much as they could
We all could meet up in a wood
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 29 Apr, 2003 11:13 am
If everyone loved as much as they could
We all could meet up in a wood
In a glade, neath the trees
We could do as we please
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