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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
marycat
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 07:42 am
Life is a journey of trust
And friendship and chocolate pie crust
And oh me oh my
What a great sugar high!
Have more pie? We certainly must!
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marycat
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 07:43 am
Oh my dear this bedroom's such a mess
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jackie
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 08:53 am
Oh my dear this bedroom's such a mess
But I need to get up now and dress.
The party's at five, I'll be so alive!
LOTS to do, now to then, I confess.


Not really used to living on edges,
Serving coffee, liquer and pie wedges-
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mac11
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 10:40 am
Not really used to living on edges,
Serving coffee, liquer and pie wedges
I flitter and flutter
You may hear me mutter
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 11:30 am
Not really used to living on edges,
Serving coffee, liquer and pie wedges
I flitter and flutter
You may hear me mutter
I hope the tip jar's full of pledges

Running on the treadmill is hard work
I'd much rather sit home and shirk...
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 11:51 am
Running on the treadmill is work
I'd much rather sit home and shirk.
But, I'll run for a mile
And fake a big smile...
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 12:04 pm
Running on the treadmill is work
I'd much rather sit home and shirk.
But, I'll run for a mile
And fake a big smile
Just so you don't think I'm a jerk

Its time for planning summer treats...
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Verbal lee
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 03:17 pm
Its time for planning summer treats...
Some 'icies' and veggies, not meats.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 07:42 pm
It's time for planning summer treats
Some 'icies' and veggies, not meats
And if you want bold
And deliciously cold
A popciscle just can't be beat.


On a whim, I should have kissed
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 09:29 pm
On a whim, I should have kissed
The girl that was doin the twist
Kissed her mama instead
Landed on my poor head
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mac11
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 10:32 pm
On a whim, I should have kissed
The girl that was doin the twist
Kissed her mama instead
Landed on my poor head
They both shouted "Cease and desist!"

I once kissed a boy named Steven.
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 11:34 pm
I once kissed a boy named Steven.
And I swear it was just to get even
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 02:25 am
I once kissed a boy named Steven.
And I swear it was just to get even
...more of the food
Indescribably good
Which his momma gives guests as they're leavin'.

Steve's momma's a cordon bleu cook
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 05:57 am
Steve's momma's a cordon bleu cook
Who refuses to use a cookbook..
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:46 am
Steve's momma's a cordon bleu cook
Who refuses to use a cookbook
She chucks it all in
With plenty of gin
You can't have any, its all gone , just look

Max, Mac and Raggedy are all film buffs...
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jackie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:48 am
Steve's momma's a cordon bleu cook
Who refuses to use a cookbook..
She blends with ELAN
In a big saute pan,
And over her shoulder we all LOOK!!


My tastebuds cry, "When do we eat?"
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jackie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:49 am
Oh my I am so BAD. Did not mean to cross your post hiama!
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jackie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:58 am
Max, Mac and Raggedy are all film buffs...
Whose shelves bulge with VHS tapes.
Their eyesight is dim, from viewing much film
So A2K is all their "escapes"!

("buffs" is tough! Embarrassed )
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 01:59 pm
One more round for good measure: Laughing

Max, Mac & Raggedy are all film buffs
Their questions are toughies, not fluffs
On their A2K quiz
Where Hiama's a whiz
At attempting to thwart them with bluffs.

Don't you agree that a movie can entertain ....
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 03:03 pm
Don't you agree that a movie can entertain
for instance, Singing in the Rain
Or Bogey and Bacall
They truly had it all
A love as an unbroken chain.

I should have danced all night...
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