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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 09:00 am
Wisdom tooth growth really hurts
I deserve extra desserts
But, I guess I'll abstain
Gooey goodies cause pain
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 10:53 am
Wisdom tooth growth really hurts
I deserve extra desserts
But, I guess I'll abstain
Gooey goodies cause pain
But nothing beats pain in the nurts

We know that comparison's odious
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 11:06 am
We know that comparison's odious
but dwelling on it would be tedious,
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jackie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 01:09 pm
We know that comparison's odious
but dwelling on it would be tedious,
So we give it 'the slip'- cause we don't give a rip
To stay where pain is so grievious .

Let us go to the mountain, to view
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 06:08 pm
Let us go to the mountain, to view
A scared spot, and return, PDQ
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jackie
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:15 pm
Let us go to the mountain, to view
A scared spot, and return, PDQ
We wont take a lunch, be back for brunch-
So make sure we get a full menu!

("scared" or 'sacred', Lola??) Confused


The stars are so pretty tonight.
They make me just want to TAKE FLIGHT
!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:16 pm
sacred, Jackie. Little slip of the tongue there. HA HA
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 09:41 pm
The stars are so pretty tonight.
They make me just want to TAKE FLIGHT!
But up in the skies
will they have pies?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 02:51 am
The stars are so pretty tonight.
They make me just want to TAKE FLIGHT!
But up in the skies
will they have pies?
Or some yucky food tasting like shite !!!

Am better than yesterday, worse than tomorrow
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 04:06 am
Am better than yesterday, worse than tomorrow
I wonder what is to follow ?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 04:10 am
Am better than yesterday, worse than tomorrow
I wonder what is to follow ?
Will go under the knife,
Get rid of the pain which is rife,
And then again will be able to swallow !!


What will happen when I see him again ?
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 04:48 am
What will happen when I see him again ?
Will it be a lover's refrain ?
Or merely a chat
About this and that.....
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 04:56 am
What will happen when I see him again ?
Will it be a lover's refrain ?
Or merely a chat
About this and that.....
Or just treat him with disdain ?

God, I am so bored today
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 05:36 am
God, I am so bored today
But its friday hip hip hooray..
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jackie
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 12:02 pm
Am better than yesterday, worse than tomorrow
I wonder what is to follow ?
I take the HIGH road, to future belief
That all of my days will bring lasting relief!


My Apple a day, my hungers allay
I don't truly know if it makes good health stay!
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 03:30 pm
My Apple a day, my hungers allay
I don't truly know if it makes good health stay!

My apple a day allays hunger
I buy 'em all from my fishmonger
It was his wife's wish
To sell fruit with the fish
So the oranges lie next to the conger.

Fish and fruit each are so good
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 03:36 pm
Fish and fruit each are so good
They make you feel like you could
Climb a mountain
Swim in a fountain
he did, she will and they should

Beckham is off to Madrid
At least that's what's been said...
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 03:43 pm
Beckham is off to Madrid
At least that's what's been said
Will he get in the team?
Not from what I've seen!
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 25 Apr, 2003 03:47 pm
Beckham is off to Madrid
At least that's what's been said
Will he get in the team?
Not from what I've seen!
I disagree my friend here use my glasses instead !

Life is a journey of trust....
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 06:40 am
Life is a journey of trust...
and friendship and chocolate pie crust
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