Inside of a fat person there's
A thin person quite unawares
Keep it quiet
Or there'll be a riot
And you'll soon be saying your prayers.
I feel like hearing some show tunes...
I feel like hearing some show tunes
To hear Julie, Shirley, or Howard croon
I feel like hearing some show tunes
To hear Julie, Shirley or Howard croon
A bottle of sparkling wine
and Rogers and Hammerstein
I feel like hearing some show tunes
To hear Julie, Shirley or Howard croon
A bottle of sparkling wine
and Rogers and Hammerstein
By the light of the silvery moon..
There's a bright golden hue on the meadow
There's a bright golden hue on the meadow
Like a painting created by Van Gogh,
A calf winks it's eye
As I slowly stroll by...
There's a bright golden hue on the meadow
Like a painting created by Van Gogh,
A calf winks it's eye
As I slowly stroll by...
I freeze- a cow is the shape of my shadow!!!
Two ladies were perched on a park bench,
There's a bright golden hue on the meadow
Like a painting created by Van Gogh,
A calf winks it's eye
As I slowly stroll by
And it looks like its raining right down from the sky-Oh no !
The musicals give many pleasure
Something we can all measure....
The musicals give many pleasure
Something we can all measure
I'll sing along
With many a song
The musicals give many pleasure
Something we can all measure
I'll sing along
With many a song
And you can join in at your leisure
Leisure is a wonderful thing...
Leisure is a wonderful thing
I put my legs up and I think
Leisure's a wonderful thing.
I put my legs up and I sing.
Ms. Krall is quite good.....
Leisure's a wonderful thing.
I put my legs up and I sing.
Ms. Krall is quite good
Please agree if you would
Leisure's a wonderful thing.
I put my legs up and I sing.
Ms. Krall is quite good
Please agree if you would
For we all feel so LAZY in spring!
A song makes the heart glad they tell me.
I'm so tuneful, they don't have to sell me,
A song makes the heart glad they tell me.
I'm so tuneful, they don't have to sell me,
Repeating so much
Is such double dutch
I think that its time to expel me
Its awfully easy to gloat...
"Its awfully easy to gloat"
-thought to itself the happy goat,
It's awfully easy to gloat
Thought to itself the happy goat.
Just mild condescension
I won't even mention
It's awfully easy to gloat
Thought to itself the happy goat.
Just mild condescension
I won't even mention
It did have the silkiest coat.
Run and hide - the storms are brewing.
Run and hide - the storms are brewing
Thunder roars - clouds are spewing
Better cover your head
And crawl under your bed
Run and hide - the storms are brewing
Thunder roars - clouds are spewing
Better cover your head
And crawl under your bed
Else nature will give u a good screwing !
Wisdom tooth growth really hurts
Wisdom tooth growth really hurts
I deserve extra desserts!
