Beware of the Australian Rabbit
For whom violence has become a habit
She'll get out her gun
For any old bun
Either that or she'll creep up and stab it !
Lots of lovely chocolate eggs...
Lots of lovely chocolate eggs
Hatched with hordes of crawling black legs
Lots of lovely chocolate eggs
Hatched with hordes of crawling black legs
Tied up with a bow
Never mind, there you go
Lots of lovely chocolate eggs
Hatched with hordes of crawling black legs
Tied up with a bow
Never mind, there you go
Before Fido sits up and begs.
It's a gorgeous day here in the East...
It's a gorgeous day here in the East
Perfect weather for preparing a feast
It's a gorgeous day here in the East
Perfect weather for preparing a feast
A nice roasted rabbit
Washed down with claret
And brandy to finish at least
Easter is upon us once again...
Easter is upon us once again...
And the the Bunny's just hopped from her den,
Easter is upon us once again...
And the the Bunny's just hopped from her den,
You've unleashed her wrath!
She's on the warpath!
Easter is upon us once again...
And the the Bunny's just hopped from her den,
You've unleashed her wrath!
She's on the warpath!
I wouldn't like to be in Hiama's shoes then
The Unicorn has packed his bags...
The Unicorn has packed his bags,
Disguised himself in nameless rags..
The Unicorn has packed his bags,
Disguised himself in nameless rags
He's trying to escape
From a terrible scrape
And a torrent of the rabbit's nags
Help someone help me ..
Help someone help me to help you
It'll give us all something to do..
Help someone help me to help you
It'll give us all something to do
The bunny's too late
And seems quite irate
The Unicorn's back in the Zoo
Will you no stop a while...
Will you not stop a while, or a punch?
What do chimpanzees favour for lunch?
Do they chew on their nuts,
Or eschew them for lots
Of the other things they love to munch?
When the wild turkeys fly overhead
When the wild turkeys fly overhead
It's a good day to stay in your bed
When the wild turkeys fly overhead
It's a good day to stay in your bed.
It's much safer napping
When their wings start a-flapping..
When the wild turkeys fly overhead
It's a good day to stay in your bed.
It's much safer napping
When their wings start a-flapping
No toilets on board-nuff said !
Ice cream is so nice and tasty
Tho' it do add inches to your waistie !
Ice cream is so nice and tasty
Tho' it do add inches to your waistie
So if you're not svelte
Just loosen your belt...
Ice cream is so nice and tasty
Tho' it do add inches to your waistie
So if you're not svelte
Just loosen your belt
And take things real slow, and not hasty
Inside of a fat person there's
A thin person quite unawares
Inside of a fat person there's
A thin person quite unawares
Keep it quiet
Or there'll be a riot
