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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
the prince
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 08:27 am
Sand sticking to oily skin
What a horrible mess to be in
come, make me clean,
my sexy love machine Wink Wink
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 02:04 pm
Sand sticking to oily skin
What a horrible mess to be in
come, make me clean,
my sexy love machine
Who's come all the way from Berlin

A shower on the beach is a must
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 04:13 pm
A shower on the beach is a must
TO wash off the oily dust..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 04:18 pm
A shower on the beach is a must
TO wash off the oily dust,
And if you've got planned
A romp in the sand...
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 15 Apr, 2003 04:21 pm
A shower on the beach is a must
TO wash off the oily dust,
And if you've got planned
A romp in the sand
It certainly cools off all that lust


A man who gives is free...
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 01:08 pm
A man who gives is free
To take back again endlessly
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 08:52 pm
A man who gives is free
To take back again endlessly.
So don't cause a rift
Or he'll reclaim his gift
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 17 Apr, 2003 09:01 pm
A man who gives is free
To take back again endlessly.
So don't cause a rift
Or he'll reclaim his gift
So it's best to just let him be.

It seems that spring is in the air
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 12:42 am
It seems that spring is in the air
So shed all your worries and care
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 05:16 am
It seems that spring is in the air
So shed all your worries and care
So don't waste life
In trouble and strife
Strip off and live life bare !

Drinking red wine in the sun is nice..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:09 am
Drinking red wine in the sun is nice,
Though, sadly, a headache you'll have in a trice...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:21 am
Drinking red wine in the sun is nice,
Though, sadly, a headache you'll have in a trice
Its quite true what you say
But hell what the hay
Its better to live once or twice

The sun is shining so bright
In OZ though tis the night...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:28 am
The sun is shining so bright
In OZ though tis the night,
I fear 'tis the pain
Of that scotch in my brain...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:33 am
The sun is shining so bright
In OZ though tis the night,
I fear 'tis the pain
Of that scotch in my brain
That makes me look such a fright (oops)

A dazzling wit gathers no dross...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:48 am
A dazzling wit gathers no dross,
And likewise a dull one gathers much moss...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:52 am
A dazzling wit gathers no dross,
And likewise a dull one gathers much moss
I guess thats why
THis here guy
Is never at a loss

Humility is a good trait to possess..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:55 am
Humility is a good trait to possess,
But, frankly, I'd rather a dress...
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 08:44 am
Humility is a good trait to possess,
But, frankly, I'd rather a dress
But, hark, hear me grumble
It's hard to be humble
Easier to dress to impress.

Beware of the Australian Rabbit...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 09:56 am
Beware of the Australian Rabbit...
For whom violence has become a habit
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 11:06 am
Drinking red wine in the sun is nice
That's a thing that I've done once or twice
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