What a way to spend the day
Starting with brunch in bed on a tray
An omelet with cheese
And crisp bacon, too please,
What a way to spend the day
Starting with brunch in bed on a tray
An omelet with cheese
And crisp bacon, too please,
Will help chase my blues all away
Have you all got your eggs in for Easter?
(what menstruation, Gautam?)
Have you all got your eggs in for Easter?
Enough at least for a good feast-er....
Have you all got your eggs in for Easter?
Enough at least for a good feast-er
I like every hue
From pink to baby blue
Have you all got your eggs in for Easter?
Enough at least for a good feast-er
I like every hue
From pink to baby blue
O go on McTag lets have a wee teaster
The Scottish are known for their dancing...
The Scottish are known for their dancing
I find it oh-so-entrancing!
The Scottish are known for their dancing
I find it oh-so-entrancing!
Their kilts ride up high
And my oh my...
The Scottish are known for their dancing
I find it oh-so-entrancing!
Their kilts ride up high
And my oh my...
But cold weather's no good for enhancing!
The roughness of tough wool on skin
The roughness of tough wool on skin
Where the turtleneck reaches my chin..
The roughness of tough wool on skin
Where the turtleneck reaches my chin
Or the kilt strokes my thighs
Which does wonders for size
The roughness of tough wool on skin
Where the turtleneck reaches my chin
Or the kilt strokes my thighs
Which does wonders for size
Especially the marbles from Elgin
Its tragic what happened to Harry.....
Its tragic what happened to Harry -
I don't think he'll be able to marry..
Its tragic what happened to Harry
I don't think he'll be able to marry
He jumped o'er a wall
Without looking at all...
Its tragic what happened to Harry
I don't think he'll be able to marry
He jumped o'er a wall
Without looking at all,
And a piece of him chose there to tarry....
I was passing an evening in Sydney...
I was passing an evening in Sydney
When I felt a great pain in my kidney
I was passing an evening in Sydney
When I felt a great pain in my kidney
Could it be gas?
Or a stone that will pass?
I was passing an evening in Sydney
When I felt a great pain in my kidney
Could it be gas?
Or a stone that will pass?
But Sydney just shrugged it off, didn't he?
When you dabble your toes in the ocean
When you dabble your toes in the ocean
Keep in mind Newton's second law of motion
When you dabble your toes in the ocean
Keep in mind Newton's second law of motion:
"Objects at rest
"Will often protest
"When you wake them with coconut lotion."
*****
Sand sticking to oily skin
Sand sticking to oily skin
What a horrible mess to be in
