Is the war in Iraq almost over?
Will the natives there soon be in clover?
Will pigs learn to fly?
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Ethel2
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Sat 12 Apr, 2003 04:00 pm
Is the war in Iraq almost over?
Will the natives there soon be in clover?
Will pigs learn to fly?
Will Saddam beautify?
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Diane
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Sat 12 Apr, 2003 09:06 pm
Is the war in Iraq almost over?
Will the natives there soon be in clover?
Will pigs learn to fly?
Will Saddam beautify?
Or will Haliburton have $ in their eyes?
There was a young girl from St. Paul
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Acquiunk
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Sat 12 Apr, 2003 09:48 pm
There was a young girl from St Paul
Who was caught climbing over a wall
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McTag
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 01:12 am
There was a young girl from St Paul
Who was caught climbing over a wall
She was caught by a nail
Sticking out of the rail
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hiama
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 02:43 am
There was a young girl from St Paul
Who was caught climbing over a wall
She was caught by a nail
Sticking out of the rail
Now she's wearing nothing at all
A drunken sailor called Dave
Was coming from a Rave....
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dlowan
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 06:20 am
A drunken sailor called Dave
Was coming from a Rave,
When he fell in the gutter...
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Ethel2
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 08:17 am
A drunken sailor called Dave
Was coming from a Rave,
When he fell in the gutter
He was heard to mutter
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hiama
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 10:36 am
A drunken sailor called Dave
Was coming from a Rave,
When he fell in the gutter
He was heard to mutter
That must have been a big wave
Its funny what makes you smile..
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dlowan
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 10:42 am
Its funny what makes you smile,
Said Bernice to the Nile crocodile...
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hiama
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 12:22 pm
Its funny what makes you smile,
Said Bernice to the Nile crocodile
What fine teeth
Oh good grief
They look like they need a file
When reading in bed its best
To always be wearing a vest..
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mac11
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 12:56 pm
When reading in bed its best
To always be wearing a vest
So when you "achoo"
You'll have a tissue
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Acquiunk
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 12:56 pm
When reading in bed its best
To always be wearing a vest..
For the crackers and cheese
that I eat as I please
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hiama
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 04:06 pm
When reading in bed its best
To always be wearing a vest
So when you "achoo"
You'll have a tissue
To stop sneezing on your chest
When seeing an octopus swim...
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Diane
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 06:44 pm
When seeing an octopus swim
I question is it her or a him?
By the look in its eye
I can tell it's a guy
Cause he grabs every girl on a whim.
Oh for a car and the open road...
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Raggedyaggie
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Sun 13 Apr, 2003 07:32 pm
Oh for a car and the open road
Or even a bus trip to help me unload
My cares and frustration
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the prince
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Mon 14 Apr, 2003 04:24 am
Oh for a car and the open road
Or even a bus trip to help me unload
My cares and frustration
And syndrome of post menstruation
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mac11
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Mon 14 Apr, 2003 06:51 am
Oh for a car and the open road
Or even a bus trip to help me unload
My cares and frustration
And syndrome of post menstruation
Help me before I explode!
Oh joy, a four-day work week!
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hiama
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Mon 14 Apr, 2003 08:21 am
Oh joy, a four-day work week!
What pleasures we will seek
When Friday is here
We'll have a beer
And set sail for Martinique
What a way to spend the day...
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mac11
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Mon 14 Apr, 2003 08:39 am
What a way to spend the day
Starting with brunch in bed on a tray
