To sleep on the job is a sin
No matter the work that you're in
A barmaid one day
Her head hit the hay
While her hair went into the gin
To find the end of a rainbow...
To find the end of a rainbow...
To Oz you must go you know
To find the end of a rainbow
To Oz you must go you know
Just by Ayers Rock
At about 3 o'clock
To find the end of a rainbow
To Oz you must go you know
Just by Ayers Rock
At about 3 o'clock
You'll find the pot with the dough.
To find the end of a rainbow
To Oz you must go you know
Just by Ayers Rock
At about 3 o'clock
With a lantern they put on a show.
'Tis near half way through my hols...
'Tis near half way through my hols
Its been nice cos I eats and I lolls....
'Tis near half way through my hols
Its been nice cos I eats and I lolls
And I'm on A2K
All night and day
'Tis near half way through my hols
Its been nice cos I eats and I lolls
And I'm on A2K
All night and day
Sure beats answering telephone calls.
'Tis Friday, let's stand up and cheer....
'Tis Friday, let's stand up and cheer
And head out to get lots of beer
'Tis Friday, let's stand up and cheer
And head out to get lots of beer
That's shaken, not stirred
A discouraging word
Is so not to be heard around here
What the hell kind of poetry is that?
I wouldn't feed that to the cat
What the hell kind of poetry is that?
I wouldn't feed that to the cat
His cuisine is haute
Just slips down his throat
Next day the result is on the mat
The Dixiechicks are really hot
I like their singing a lot....
When they step to the mike
My heartrate takes a hike
The Dixiechicks are really hot
I like their singing a lot
When they step to the mike
My heartrate takes a hike
Now my pacemakers shot
Dancing the night away...
Dancing the night away
Is a very nice way to play..
Dancing the night away
Is a very nice way to play.
Start with a jiggle
And let the hips wiggle
Dancing the night away
Is a very nice way to play.
Start with a jiggle
And let the hips wiggle
But don't let the fella's hands stray
Sending out for food is fine..
Sending out for food is fine
Especially when its accompanied by wine
Sending out for food is fine
Especially when its accompanied by wine
At times I could bury
A kebab or a curry
Sending out for food is fine
Especially when its accompanied by wine
At times I could bury
A kebab or a curry
But I think I'll have a Chinese this time
Is the war in Iraq almost over?....
