A pretty young lady from Dallas
Had lungs like Maria Callas
She sang opera with soul
But preferred rock and roll....
A pretty young lady from Dallas
Had lungs like Maria Callas
She sang opera with soul
But preferred rock and roll
but more so kareoke, alas.
A short aside here to McTag
don't feel you're left holding the bag
But with war, and my ex
(and not enough... umm... checks)
Too much limericking's a drag.
But don't you all get too perplexed.
I'll just start here with the next...
A pretty young lady from Dallas
Had lungs like Maria Callas
She sang opera with soul
But preferred rock and roll
And belted it out just like Elvis.
If only I knew what comes next...
If only I knew what comes next
The question's unusually vexed
Seal, it's good just to see you drop by
You're a regular kind of a guy
For a line now and then
From your masterly pen
Poets cheer, children weep, ladies sigh
Ooh I got mixed up. A wreck!
But don't you all get too perplexed.
I'll just start off here with the next
For thus wrote the sage
If you turn back the page
But don't you all get too perplexed.
I'll just start off here with the next
For thus wrote the sage
If you turn back the page
A seal poet will be there to jest.
Oh me, oh my, what have I wrought?
Oh me, oh my, what have I wrought ?
I've been shopping look what I've bought ?
Oh me, oh my, what have I wrought ?
I've been shopping look what I've bought ?
A weeny bikini
That's frankly too teeny...
Oh me, oh my, what have I wrought ?
I've been shopping look what I've bought ?
A weeny bikini
That's frankly too teeny
Now by all the boys I am sought !
A sauna is a nice way to relax...
A sauna is a nice way to relax.
It helps prevent panic attacks......
A sauna is a nice way to relax.
It helps prevent panic attacks
All that hot air
Quells my despair
A sauna is a nice way to relax.
It helps prevent panic attacks.
All that hot air
Quells my despair,
I think I'll imbibe and have snacks.
After a night on the town in Poughkeepsie
A lady was pronounced, very tipsy.....
After a night on the town in Poughkeepsie
A lady was pronounced, very tipsy
She stood on her head
(Her panties were red)
After a night on the town in Poughkeepsie
A lady was pronounced, very tipsy
She'd drunk some rum
To warm up her tum
And ended up dancing like a gypsy
Whenever I visit Paris....
Whenever I visit Paris
I ask about Anton Karras
He played zither for The Third Man
Then came here to see the Can Can,
Can our rhyming get much worse than this?
A handsome young man from Great Britain....
A handsome young man from Great Britain
Bought a chair for his mother to sit in
A handsome young man from Great Britain
Bought a chair for his mother to sit in
She went to sleep
Without a peep
And her snoring could awaken Rasputin
A beautiful lady of the night
Woke up with quite a fright...
A beautiful lady of the night
Woke up with quite a fright
I don't think I've been paid
But I'm sure I've been laid
A beautiful lady of the night
Woke up with quite a fright
I don't think I've been paid
But I'm sure I've been laid
And that, to me, doesn't seem right
To sleep on the job is a sin
No matter the work that you're in
