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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2011 05:16 pm
@McTag,
I sure had a tough time with this one
But looking back, that's a job well done
I love when a hitch
Gets resolved without bitching
The rational way is the good one.


But I want to bitch about feet.
Mine feel like gobbets of meat.

McTag
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2011 04:25 am
@spikepipsqueak,

But I want to bitch about feet.
Mine feel like gobbets of meat.
I wriggle my tootsies
To ease my poor footsies
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 10 Oct, 2011 05:01 pm
@McTag,
But I want to bitch about feet.
Mine feel like gobbets of meat.
I wriggle my tootsies
To ease my poor footsies
And try to get rid of the heat


And now the smell is just killing me
spikepipsqueak
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Oct, 2011 12:48 am
@OnTheFritz,
And now the smell is just killing me
Though my feet feel all thrilling and free
The stench is proceeding
The neighbours are pleading
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 11 Oct, 2011 07:40 am
@spikepipsqueak,
And now the smell is just killing me
Though my feet feel all thrilling and free
The stench is proceeding
The neighbours are pleading
And soon I'll be going on a swilling spree.



My next pint's free down here at the pub
solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 03:46 am
@OnTheFritz,
My next pint's free down here at the pub
But the ones after that: there's the rub
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 07:50 am
@solipsister,
My next pint's free down here at the pub
But the ones after that: there's the rub
I'm good with the darts
Unknown in these parts
With a room full of fellows to drub


Oy vey, it just wasn't my day
spikepipsqueak
 
  1  
Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2011 05:39 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Oy vey, it just wasn't my day
Lost my cat, then got mugged on the way
As I trudged on the road
Yelling "Tiddles! You toad."
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2011 07:33 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Oy vey, it just wasn't my day
Lost my cat, then got mugged on the way
As I trudged on the road
Yelling "Tiddles! You toad."
I was bitten on the butt by a stray


That new dancer can sure cut a rug
Miss L Toad
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2011 12:56 am
@OnTheFritz,
That new dancer can sure cut a rug
Contorting ecdysiasts frug
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2011 07:14 am
@Miss L Toad,
Miss L Toad, I left yours in case you want to finish it, though rug and frug are not rhymes. I modified your line to rhyme and finished it and started another.

That new dancer can sure cut a rug
Contorting ecdysiasts frug





That new dancer can sure cut a rug
Contorting ecdysiasts shrug
Men come just to watch
Some to debauch
And they buy lots of beer to chug



There once was a dog who could talk
McTag
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Oct, 2011 04:13 pm
@OnTheFritz,
There once was a dog who could talk
And I once took that dog for a walk
Semi-literate pup
Mixed his metaphors up
But that dog was the talk of New York

It's a good day for phoning a friend
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2011 03:40 pm
@McTag,
Good one, Mac

It's a good day for phoning a friend
On whose kindness I sometimes depend
A writer by trade
And very well paid
He always has money to lend


There's never a hurry to repay
spikepipsqueak
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2011 11:02 pm
@OnTheFritz,
There's never a hurry to repay
He's a help on my worst rainy day

McTag
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2011 07:31 am
@spikepipsqueak,
There's never a hurry to repay
He's a help on my worst rainy day
Oh, lend me a buck
I'm right down on my luck
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2011 08:45 am
@McTag,
There's never a hurry to repay
He's a help on my worst rainy day
Oh, lend me a buck
I'm right down on my luck
And a horse at the track needs a play



The nag was a bust, didn't even show
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2011 05:29 pm
@OnTheFritz,

The nag was a bust, didn't even show
The horse with the milk's not that slow
As he rounded the turn
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2011 12:50 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

The nag was a bust, didn't even show
The horse with the milk's not that slow
As he rounded the turn
-Will I never learn?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2011 03:46 pm
@McTag,
The nag was a bust, didn't even show
The horse with the milk's not that slow
As he rounded the turn
-Will I never learn?
For the game I will need some more dough

**********************

I broke wind and the dog moved away
spikepipsqueak
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2011 05:34 pm
@OnTheFritz,
I broke wind and the dog moved away
A little revenge, one might say.
By the look on his face
That fart was like mace

 

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