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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 30 Sep, 2011 01:34 pm
@dlowan,
But he sounds like a truculent gent
He's come all the way from Tashkent
To live right next door
With his family of four
I think I'll just raise his damn rent


I bought a new suit for the wedding


Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 30 Sep, 2011 01:37 pm
@OnTheFritz,
I bought a new suit for the wedding
but the bridesmaid insists on a bedding
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 30 Sep, 2011 05:13 pm
@Rockhead,
I bought a new suit for the wedding
but the bridesmaid insists on a bedding
Avoiding a rumple
My new suit would crumple
Perhaps she will settle for heading


It's a drag, but a man's got to do
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 1 Oct, 2011 01:22 am
@spikepipsqueak,
It's a drag, but a man's got to do
What the transvestite often eschew
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 1 Oct, 2011 04:01 pm
@laughoutlood,

It's a drag, but a man's got to do
What the transvestite often eschew
Well how queer, I must say
Are you tempted that way?
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2011 02:46 pm
@McTag,

It's a drag, but a man's got to do
What the transvestite often eschew
Well how queer, I must say
Are you tempted that way?
This whole thing is turning quite blue.

Do Americans watch rugby football?
Our schedules are full of it, that's all.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2011 06:15 pm
@McTag,
Do Americans watch rugby football?
Our schedules are full of it, that's all.
On our side the pond
Amer'cans are fond
Of any game with a ball and a brawl


Do they spill any blood during play?
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2011 01:03 am
@OnTheFritz,
Do they spill any blood during play?
Even camera men turn away
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2011 02:36 am
@laughoutlood,

Do they spill any blood during play?
Even camera men turn away
There's snot, and there's gore
Clumps of hair on the floor
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2011 06:56 am
@McTag,
Do they spill any blood during play?
Even camera men turn away
There's snot, and there's gore
Clumps of hair on the floor
And a medic for after the fray


Okay, that's enough about violence
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2011 10:51 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Okay, that's enough about violence
Let's move the discussion to sport
The kind that's more quiet
Gentle and passive


Very Happy
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 01:48 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Okay, that's enough about violence
Let's move the discussion to sport
The kind that's more quiet
Gentle and passive
Like yachting, and croquet, and tortoise racing maybe.

My Barnet needs cutting badly
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 06:48 am
@McTag,
My Barnet needs cutting badly
Not sure what a Barnet is, sadly
A suburb or club
A dog or a shrub
I'll help with your problem, and gladly


The change in the weather here's grand
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2011 05:14 pm
@OnTheFritz,
The change in the weather here's grand
With the passing of last night's rain band.
So I'm of out to barby
With my personal Darby

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 08:21 am
@spikepipsqueak,
The change in the weather here's grand
With the passing of last night's rain band.
So I'm off out to barby
With my personal Darby
And a slab of ribs in my hand


Not sure 'bout the words you are usin'
Some of them sure are confusin'
I may use 'em wrong
But movin' along
I'll at least try to make it amusin'


We're back on track for the moment
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2011 12:48 pm
@OnTheFritz,
A "barnet" comes from Barnet Fair
It's rhyming slang for your hair
It's incomprehensible
And not very sensible
But that's what they speak like, down there

The Londoners' habitual patois
Makes you feel like committing a fatwah
They murder the tongue
From which Shakespeare has wrung
Great works, just to show you how sad you are

yes well

We're back on track for the moment
moment? moment??

So now we've got right back on track
And my rhyming's got right out of whack
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2011 08:06 am
@McTag,
I realize the line I posted is challenging to rhyme, but if you didn't want to add to it you could have just left it for someone else to try, or started another limerick alongside, instead of changing it.
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2011 01:42 pm
@OnTheFritz,

That's true. Okay then

We're back on track for the moment
And participants get in a foment
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2011 10:30 am
@McTag,
Thanks, Mac

We're back on track for the moment
And participants get in a foment
Over terms that may best
Help ideas expressed
With the words that are posted, so meant



I sure had a tough time with this one

McTag
 
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Reply Sun 9 Oct, 2011 03:52 pm
@OnTheFritz,

I sure had a tough time with this one
But looking back, that's a job well done
 

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