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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 03:50 pm
@OnTheFritz,
The first one had the limerick metre, and this one doesn't. But heigh ho, onwards and upwards

They split with the loot in a fast car
They hoped in that car they would get far
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 05:55 pm
@McTag,
Sometimes I'm not sure.


They split with the loot in a fast car
They hoped in that car they would get far
So with a full tank
They sped from the bank
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 05:00 am
@OnTheFritz,

They split with the loot in a fast car
They hoped in that car they would get far
So with a full tank
They sped from the bank
But their day soon turned out a disas-tar

They committed a zone-speeding felony
And were seen by a copper named Bellamy
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 08:27 am
@McTag,
Dang, Mac, felony?


They committed a zone-speeding felony
And were seen by a copper named Bellamy
Who picked up his pace
And gave high-speed chase
That caused the quick death of young Melanie


Bereft by the loss of his daughter

McTag
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 02:44 pm
@OnTheFritz,

Bereft by the loss of his daughter
And determined the culprits to slaughter
He loaded his gun
And counted to one

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2011 04:29 pm
@McTag,
Bereft by the loss of his daughter
And determined the culprits to slaughter
He loaded his gun
And counted to one
Then got out of the car he had bought her

Bellamy's partner had climbed out the rear

McTag
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 02:11 am
@OnTheFritz,

Bellamy's partner had climbed out the rear
Saying, "I'll watch the whole thing from here!"
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 07:29 am
@McTag,
Bellamy's partner had climbed out the rear
Saying, "I'll watch the whole thing from here!"
The perp, he was pissed
He shot wild and missed
Then Bellamy put and end to his career


The thief hit the ground, "Damn you!" he said
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2011 03:23 pm
@OnTheFritz,

The thief hit the ground, "Damn you!" he said
I wish I had been an accountant instead
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2011 06:41 am
@McTag,
The thief hit the ground, "Damn you!" he said
I wish I had been an accountant instead
I'm just a cheap hood
You shot me down good
And my beautiful daughter, she lies here dead

(I'm posting a line that continues this story, but you can start a new one if you like.)


The cop calls it in, gets an ambulance

McTag
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2011 11:26 am
@OnTheFritz,

I find it hard to write narrative in limerick form.

I'll go with a new line.

And this is the line I am choosing
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2011 02:28 pm
@McTag,
Yeah, me too.


And this is the line I am choosing
It's the best I can do when I'm boozing
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2011 07:58 am
@OnTheFritz,

And this is the line I am choosing
It's the best I can do when I'm boozing
For a brief, punchy poem
It works every toem
You can quote it sometimes when you're schmoozing.

The weather here now is just fine
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2011 08:37 am
@McTag,
The weather here now is just fine
For a rod and a reel and a line
I'll spend the whole day
Fishing the blue bay
Just me, lots of beer and a stein


The neighbor, he's new, doesn't like me
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2011 06:27 pm
@OnTheFritz,
The neighbor, he's new, doesn't like me
I'm tempted to say "OK bite me."
But really I'll smile
And wave all the while

McTag
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2011 07:18 am
@spikepipsqueak,

The neighbor, he's new, doesn't like me
I'm tempted to say "OK bite me."
But really I'll smile
And wave all the while
To stop him from trying to smite me.

But what if his hedge is too high?

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2011 07:35 am
@McTag,
But what if his hedge is too high?
I have an idea, dare I try?
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2011 02:43 pm
@OnTheFritz,

But what if his hedge is too high?
I have an idea, dare I try?
But of course, please try, do
I can go after you
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2011 06:24 pm
@McTag,
But what if his hedge is too high?
I have an idea, dare I try?
But of course, please try, do
I can go after you
Help you trim all the bits on your side.

But he sounds like a truculent gent.
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2011 07:16 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
But he sounds like a truculent gent
He's come all the way from Tashkent
 

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