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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2011 12:52 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

A cold is a drain on the soul
And you feel you are trapped in a hole
The ache! The sore nose!
Saying "code", "nuffig", "dhose"
Feeling normal's your only goal

Tomorrow I'm in for an op
My bad ear is getting the chop
Routine stapedotomy
Is what they will do to me
And then out again I should hop

So please keep all those fingers well crossed
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2011 07:57 pm
@McTag,
So please keep all those fingers well crossed
I hope all the staff is well bossed
And they heal you with fervour
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 07:53 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
So please keep all those fingers well crossed
I hope all the staff is well bossed
And they heal you with fervour,
You hear better and purr, the
Result is as good as you want. Embarrassed Shocked


How did it go then, McTag?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 07:49 am
@spikepipsqueak,
How did it go then, McTag?
Surgeon ace it, then go off to brag?
I hope you can hear
The sounds that are near
Being deaf is surely a drag

This thread has been sleeping awhile
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 09:18 am
@OnTheFritz,

This thread has been sleeping awhile
So let's move it along with some guile
I had quite forgot
About it, and you lot
So thank you, and cheers! That's the style!

I'm pleased to be back in the Lim

snood
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 01:50 pm
@McTag,
I'm pleased to be back in the Lim
Though my grasp of what “Lim” means is dim
I’m glad you’ve come back ,
for this verse to attack...
My other threads seem much too grim


I waken each day to a call
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 02:14 pm
@snood,
I waken each day to a call
From my bladder - it's full, that's all
With pleasure I drain
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 03:30 pm
@OnTheFritz,

I waken each day to a call
From my bladder - it's full, that's all
With pleasure I drain
Relieve some of the strain
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 09:07 pm
@McTag,
I waken each day to a call
From my bladder - it's full, that's all
With pleasure I drain
Relieve some of the strain
Then retreat in my sleep down the hall


Resurrection, a lovely surprise,
To see you all, witty and wise

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2011 05:52 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Resurrection, a lovely surprise,
To see you all, witty and wise
It's good to be back
The thread's right on track
And ready for the rhymes we devise


It's raining so I must stay inside
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2011 12:20 pm
@OnTheFritz,

It's raining so I must stay inside
I'll oil my trombone and its slide
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2011 06:15 pm
@McTag,
It's raining so I must stay inside
I'll oil my trombone and its slide
Then the neighbours can bop,
And shimmy and hop

McTag
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2011 02:44 am
@spikepipsqueak,

It's raining so I must stay inside
I'll oil my trombone and its slide
Then the neighbours can bop,
And shimmy and hop
If I open my windows all wide

The narwhal's magnificent tusk

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2011 06:41 am
@McTag,
The narwhal's magnificent tusk
Is just dandy for spearing cusk
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 07:32 am
@OnTheFritz,
I'll just finish this one and start another.


The narwhal's magnificent tusk
Is just dandy for spearing cusk
But used as a bait
To attract him a mate
It works so much better than musk


The young thing was a sight in her suit



McTag
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 08:13 am
@OnTheFritz,

The young thing was a sight in her suit
Her daddy had bought with the loot
From a bank job he did
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 09:37 am
@McTag,
The young thing was a sight in her suit
Her daddy had bought with the loot
From a bank job he did
With help from his kid
Another young thing just as cute

They split with the loot in a car
alex240101
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 10:08 am
@OnTheFritz,
body parts scattered around
close to the day
being split with loot,
paper cuts made bodies astray..
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 11:29 am
@alex240101,

Alex, get with the program.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2011 12:35 pm
@McTag,
McTag, I'm gonna cheat and amend the opening line .

They split with the loot in a fast car
 

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