@spikepipsqueak,
A cold is a drain on the soul
And you feel you are trapped in a hole
The ache! The sore nose!
Saying "code", "nuffig", "dhose"
Feeling normal's your only goal
Tomorrow I'm in for an op
My bad ear is getting the chop
Routine stapedotomy
Is what they will do to me
And then out again I should hop
So please keep all those fingers well crossed