An old friend of mine struck it rich
She still owes me $10, the bitch
I might slash her tyres,
Throw some in her fires
Yelling "Ziggedy zoggedy zitch!"
When dinosaurs roamed on the earth
Small creatures gave them a wide berth.
If they didn't get stomped
They would likely get chomped
giving T-Rex a source of great mirth
The dish and the spoon ran away
And have not been seen to this day
They're living in Lucknow
With the cat and the big cow
And it looks like they're going to stay.
Spring is sprung, grass is riz, what's afoot?
Not down here. Up with this I'll not put.
We've got rain, you, Spring showers,
Don’t breathe mention of flowers,
Or berries, or foliage, or nuts
I'm nursing a cold that I've caught
You should see the tissues I've bought
There's snot on the ceiling
The rafters are peeling
And I must take a tonic, but what?
Yes, writers' block comes to us all
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dadpad
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Thu 7 Apr, 2011 03:18 am
The tonic you need will be nasty
tasting of fish and quite gahstly
you drink it down quick
though it makes you feel sick
and get rid of the taste with a pastie
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dadpad
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Thu 7 Apr, 2011 07:50 am
Apologies for the last one being complete It was just all there in my mind.
Yes, writers' block comes to us all
Its like i ran into a wall
and think as I might
Yes, writers' block comes to us all
Its like i ran into a wall
and think as I might
There's a cerebral blight
That smothers those thoughts with a pall
A cold is a drain on the soul
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Apologies for the last one being complete It was just all there in my mind.
It was a good one, it would have been a terrible pity to quell it. When you get the opposite of writer's block you have to let it out. Otherwise, you get all backed up with writer's constipation.
