A nordic cop thriller I've got
There's many a twist in the plot
There's Sven, tracking junkies,
The cop and his flunkies,
and gratuitous sex that's quite hot
If laughter is food for the soul
Then comics have kept our souls whole.
I'm grateful, indebted
For the laffs I have getted
Nary a cent paid for them as toll
Is a bad grammared lim'rick still good?
Them's the best. They got heart. Them's the pud.
It's the twist that's a clincher
Scottish river, the Stinchar
Which waters its banks when in flood
There's many a twist in the tale
To follow, one has to be hale,
It's not for the wimpy
For those with brains skimpy
Those types here would probably fail
Life's just a tale told by a fool,
And in life there's some stardust, some drool.
But follow the wonder
and you'll never blunder
-A student in fate's endless school
I'm married, but notice the cuties
I'm very aware of my duties
But you'd have to be neutered
Or have eyesight that's rooted
To learn to ignore all those beauties.
The young ones are worst, for distraction
And they attract most of the action
To myself I lie
"I'll avert my eyes"
But that sure ain't my natural reaction
But, eat, drink and make merry
I'm on-board with that, my friend, very
As for asking “wherefore?”
On this day, there’s no more.
To indulge and imbibe’s far less scary
With great care pick all your fights
'Cos the big ones can punch out your lights.
But you can't back off when
Justice climbs in the pen
and you must pick a side, wrong or right.
