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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2011 04:48 pm
@McTag,
I have never yet met a skunk
And I'm not what you'd call a monk
But still I've decided
They are best avoided
So I'd never pat one unless drunk.


They're cute. What a pity they pong.
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2011 04:56 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

They're cute. What a pity they pong
If you're sprayed, that perfume will last long
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jan, 2011 05:14 pm
@McTag,
They're cute. What a pity they pong
If you're sprayed, that perfume will last long
So I'll pat from a distance
Arm extension assistance
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2011 07:50 am
@spikepipsqueak,

They're cute. What a pity they pong
If you're sprayed, that perfume will last long
So I'll pat from a distance
Arm extension assistance
And trust that the wind is quite strong.

There's many a subject for us
To dissect, ponder, rhyme and discuss
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2011 05:43 pm
@McTag,
There's many a subject for us
To dissect, ponder, rhyme and discuss
We range through the topics
Like arctic and tropics
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2011 09:47 am
@spikepipsqueak,

There's many a subject for us
To dissect, ponder, rhyme and discuss
We range through the topics
Like arctic and tropics
We bicker, and cavil, and cuss.

But sometimes we just get along
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 04:30 pm
@McTag,
But sometimes we just get along
Some chat, information, some song.
It's a place of bonhomie


(Sorry.
You'll have my eternal admiration if you can do that neatly.)
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 04:44 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

But sometimes we just get along
Some chat, information, some song.
It's a place of bonhomie
And verbal economy
What if sometimes our metre is wrong?

A peanut butter sandwich, then bed
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 08:48 pm
@McTag,
McTag wrote:


But sometimes we just get along
Some chat, information, some song.
It's a place of bonhomie
And verbal economy
What if sometimes our metre is wrong?

OK, eternal admiration it is, then. Very Happy

A peanut butter sandwich, then bed
Or clear clutter, stop swinging the lead.
'Cos I'll likely have nightmares
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 02:12 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

A peanut butter sandwich, then bed
Or clear clutter, stop swinging the lead.
'Cos I'll likely have nightmares
Or if not those quite, there's
A lot of things trouble my head

A clear conscience sleeps like a top
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 06:37 am
@McTag,

A clear conscience sleeps like a top
But I hafta get up just to slop
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 08:18 pm
@McTag,
A clear conscience sleeps like a top
But I hafta get up just to slop
I can dive back in bed
Not a care in my head
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 04:14 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

A clear conscience sleeps like a top
But I hafta get up just to slop
I can dive back in bed
Not a care in my head
And I'll just hit the pillow like, "Whop!"

Onomatapoetically said
To describe a brief flight into bed
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 08:25 pm
@McTag,
Onomatapoetically said
To describe a brief flight into bed
I'd use "flop" "slump" and "slide"
But avoid "crash" and "glide"
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2011 04:26 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Onomatapoetically said
To describe a brief flight into bed
I'd use "flop" "slump" and "slide"
But avoid "crash" and "glide"
With a book (should be one I've not read)

On the other hand, kids, so they'll tell yer
Like a book with which they are familiar
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 20 Feb, 2011 09:19 pm
@McTag,
On the other hand, kids, so they'll tell yer
Like a book with which they are familiar
There's content, there's meaning
An opinion piece, leaning,
Or trying with knowledge to fill ya'.

Seems we have this to ourselves.
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 08:48 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Seems we have this to ourselves
Time to take down a book from our shelves
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 04:32 pm
@McTag,
Seems we have this to ourselves
Time to take down a book from our shelves
Though a limerick break
From reading will make
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2011 03:07 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Seems we have this to ourselves
Time to take down a book from our shelves
Though a limerick break
From reading will make
A respite from Tolkien's elves?

A nordic cop thriller I've got
There's many a twist in the plot
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2011 08:27 pm
@McTag,
A nordic cop thriller I've got
There's many a twist in the plot
There's Sven, tracking junkies,
The cop and his flunkies,
 

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