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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2010 04:43 pm
@McTag,

The rescue teams often will go
Look for idiots lost in the snow
They've got to check ift
They are stuck in a drift
In a temperature twenty below.

It's best by the fireside, much
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 17 Dec, 2010 07:22 pm
@McTag,
It's best by the fireside, much
Safe from snowfall and such
A comfortable chair
A book with some flair
And a dog I like to call Dutch


But all good things come to an end
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2010 01:52 am
@OnTheFritz,

But all good things come to an end
The road will eventually bend
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 19 Dec, 2010 03:21 pm
@McTag,

But all good things come to an end
The road will eventually bend
If you're nice and warm now
You'll get colder, and how
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 19 Dec, 2010 05:15 pm
@McTag,
But all good things come to an end
The road will eventually bend
If you're nice and warm now
You'll get colder, and how
'Cos life is that kind of a blend.


Hold on tight and just grin through the ride
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 24 Dec, 2010 01:31 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Hold on tight and just grin through the ride
In spite of all that may betide
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 30 Dec, 2010 12:20 pm
@McTag,

Hold on tight and just grin through the ride
In spite of all that may betide
Spend that cash, have a fling
Party on like anything
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2011 09:10 pm
@McTag,
Hold on tight and just grin through the ride
In spite of all that may betide
Spend that cash, have a fling
Party on like anything
But try not to wake up a bride


The man in the moon has a grin
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2011 03:11 am
@spikepipsqueak,

The man in the moon has a grin
There's a sun-eclipse just coming in!
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2011 12:34 am
@McTag,
The man in the moon has a grin
There's a sun-eclipse just coming in!
I plan to shout,
And wave things about
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2011 06:39 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Happy new year, all.

The man in the moon has a grin
There's a sun-eclipse just coming in!
I plan to shout,
And wave things about
Till they toss me in the loony bin


I always feel at home in here
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2011 02:39 am
@OnTheFritz,
I always feel at home in here
Once awakened by the chanticleer



(are we trying a new metre?)
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2011 04:25 pm
@McTag,
I always feel at home in here
Once awakened by the chanticleer
I feel all warm and fuzzy
In the chatty and the buzzy



(are we trying a new metre?) Yeah, why not?
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2011 05:28 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
I always feel at home in here
Once awakened by the chanticleer
I feel all warm and fuzzy
In the chatty and the buzzy
Have I made the situation clear?

I'm done here, and ready for bed
There's not a lot left to be said

spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2011 08:58 pm
@McTag,
I'm done here, and ready for bed
There's not a lot left to be said
So toddle off, yawning.
See you in the morning.
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 11:50 am
@spikepipsqueak,

I'm done here, and ready for bed
There's not a lot left to be said
So toddle off, yawning.
See you in the morning
I'll see you if I am not dead.

It's time for my shower, I smell
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:51 pm
@McTag,
It's time for my shower, I smell
A nice scrubbing will make me smell well
So I'll sing while I lather
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2011 12:09 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
It's time for my shower, I smell
A nice scrubbing will make me smell well
So I'll sing while I lather
Because I would much rather
Be clean than to stink to high hell

I have never yet met a skunk
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 10:32 am
@McTag,
I have never yet met a skunk
And I'm not what you'd call a monk
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 03:28 pm
@OnTheFritz,

I have never yet met a skunk
And I'm not what you'd call a monk
But still I've decided
They are best avoided
 

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