"Paper or plastic's what set him off."
He said with effort and a small cough
“His goods I was bagging;
But he said I was nagging,
And tried to knock my block off!”
I keep hid away a small hope
In my heart down deep, it helps me cope
With dreams of the future
Where you-all can put your
Pet schemes and suchlike and not mope
Conversation, hot tea, and good friends,
Discussion of interesting trends.
When a mate cracks a dilly,
You can laugh yourself silly
And who knows where that kind of thing ends?
We're freezing our nuts off this week
Pissing ice cubes when we take a leak
A wool sock's the choice
To warm up the boys
Or latex, when getting your phreak
A dentist who lived on the moors
Fell down, and cried out "Au secours!"
He was foreign, you see
with a gimpy trick knee
And unused to the life out-of-doors
It's rough on the moors in a gale
In your anorak, bought in a sale
It's rough on the moors in a gale
In your anorak, bought in a sale
If you go there well-clad,
Fine. If you don't, bad
Things may happen to you, and you'll wail
The rescue teams often will go
Look for idiots lost in the snow
