There's nothing as good as beefsteak
Though pulled pork's a hard habit to break
Give me my beef jerky
don't fool me with turkey
And to follow, a nice slice of cake.
Sorry, it was a bit mischievous. We may have to abandon that one. Or shoe-horn something in, of course.
We've never let good taste get in the way before.
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Mon 4 Oct, 2010 07:48 am
@spikepipsqueak,
(my attempt at a shoe-horn fit)
An army doth march on its stomach
If a soldier must lie on a hummock
To fire off his rifle
With a gut full of trifle
He’ll have indigestion and bum luck
I dream not of fame, but of peace
A chance to relax, sweet release
With the dog I would play
And to all, I would say
Let's go jump on the tramp with my niece
He's an actor of some known repute
Did you see his last play? What a hoot!
He seduced the onlookers
Attracted some bookers
Then buzzed to the bank with the loot.
Some celebs have it all their own way
Sun shines? They'd better make hay.
For fame is quite fleeting
So stop all your bleating
And on with the motley, today!
