@spikepipsqueak,
One does one's modest best. You are too kind. I don't know what's to be done with "grimly". Tom Lehrer once used "Rudolph Friml-y" I seem to recall.
But for now, till that blessed day dawns
You'll be bored to the point of the yawns.
But we'll persevere grimly
And substitute primly
Some words which could come from The Fonz
So okay, my halo has slipped
And the quality of output has dipped
Yes, here is is- The Wiener Schnizel Waltz
Do you remember the night I held you so tight,
As we danced to the wiener schnitzel waltz?
The music was gay, and the setting was viennese,
Your hair wore some roses (or perhaps they were peonies),
I was blind to your obvious faults,
As we danced 'cross the scene
To the strains of the wiener schnitzel waltz.
Oh, I drank some champagne from your shoe.
I was drunk by the time I got through.
I didn't know as I raised that cup,
It had taken two bottles to fill the thing up.
It was I who stepped on your dress.
The skirts all came off, I confess.
Revealing for all of the others to see
Just what it was that endeared you to me.
I remember the night I held you so tight,
As we danced to the wiener schnitzel waltz.
Your lips were like wine (if you'll pardon the simile),
The music was lovely and quite rudolf friml-y.
I drank wine, you drank chocolate malts,
And we both turned quite green
To the strains of the wiener schnitzel waltz.
