Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@Francis,

So meanwhile, back at the ranch
What's up, do they have carte blanche?
No, but it's a crime
To make that rhyme
And they do have plenty of raunch

On the ranch there lives an old hand

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@OnTheFritz,

On the ranch there lives an old hand
An old hand who played in a band

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@McTag,

On the ranch there lives an old hand
An old hand who played in a band
He would head to the bar
With his Fender guitar
And play till the sun lit the land

The ladies, they loved the old coot

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@OnTheFritz,

The ladies, they loved the old coot
and he loved them all right back, to boot
But when push came to shove

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@snood,

The ladies, they loved the old coot
and he loved them all right back, to boot
But when push came to shove
Well, Heavens above!

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@McTag,

The ladies, they loved the old coot
and he loved them all right back, to boot
But when push came to shove
Well, Heavens above!
It turns out they just wanted his loot!

There was a Norse God from Valhalla

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@snood,

There was a Norse God from Valhalla
Who courted a maiden called Bella
They got down on the floor
He proclaimed "I am Thor!"

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@spikepipsqueak,

There was a Norse God from Valhalla
Who courted a maiden called Bella
They got down on the floor
He proclaimed "I am Thor!
And I am a hell of a fella."

I suppose, by and large, that he was

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@McTag,

I suppose, by and large, that he was
Prone to a lot of faux pas

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@Francis,

I suppose, by and large, that he was
Prone to a lot of faux pas
He'd drop chunks on his chest,
Dribble wine on his vest

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@spikepipsqueak,

I suppose, by and large, that he was
Prone to a lot of faux pas
He'd drop chunks on his chest,
Dribble wine on his vest
And claim lack of sleep as the cause!

Do whatever best primes your own pump

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@snood,

I suppose, by and large, that he was
Prone to a lot of faux pas
He'd drop chunks on his chest,
Dribble wine on his vest
And claim lack of sleep as the cause!

Do whatever best primes your own pump
'Cos your happiness gives you the jump
On whatever's out there

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@spikepipsqueak,

Do whatever best primes your own pump
'Cos your happiness gives you the jump
On whatever's out there
So be you hip or square

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@snood,

Do whatever best primes your own pump
'Cos your happiness gives you the jump
On whatever's out there
So be you hip or square
Just scatter those troubles, ker-plump!

That last was a quote from Sinatra

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@McTag,

That last was a quote from Sinatra
So was I told while in Sumatra

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@Francis,

That last was a quote from Sinatra
So was I told while in Sumatra
With his piercing blue eyes
He provoked many sighs
And stole away many a heart(ra) Mr. Green

While tapping my keyboard one day

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@spikepipsqueak,

While tapping my keyboard one day
The following message was put on display

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@OnTheFritz,

While tapping my keyboard one day
This message was put on display:
"I'm your pal, don't get mad
But your writing is bad"

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@McTag,

While tapping my keyboard one day
This message was put on display:
"I'm your pal, don't get mad
But your writing is bad.
You're a hack, boy. I just need to say."

Computers got attitude, wow.

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Computers got attitude, wow.
and I'm getting quite sick of it now
We're the boss of those crates
and we control all their fates
so they'd best be much nicer-and how

Computers could soon be our boss

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