Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@McTag,

The cherry's the monarch of druit
Of fruit, you mean? Mais oui, sans doute
Woops! Silly me.
Yes, I hit the wrong key.

@spikepipsqueak,

The cherry's the monarch of druit
Of fruit, you mean? Mais oui, sans doute
Woops! Silly me.
Yes, I hit the wrong key.
You're welcome, my friend. Nothing to it.

A cherry tree's big and it's high

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@McTag,

A cherry tree's big and it's high
And loaded with treasure, that's why
You'll find that the birds

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@spikepipsqueak,

A cherry tree's big and it's high
And loaded with treasure, that's why
You'll find that the birds
Have red in their turds
When they bomb you as you walk on by

I'm really glad that cows don't fly

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@OnTheFritz,

I'm really glad that cows don't fly
To tell you the truth, so am I

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@McTag,

I'm really glad that cows don't fly
To tell you the truth, so am I
That "pat" on the head
Well, I'd rather be dead

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@spikepipsqueak,

I really am glad cows don't fly
To tell you the truth, so am I
That "pat" on the head
Well, I'd rather be dead
Like Ghost Riders in the Sky

Frankie Laine was a hell of a fellow

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@McTag,

Frankie Laine was a hell of a fellow
Urbane and laid back and mellow
When he sang Jezabel

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@spikepipsqueak,

Frankie Laine was a hell of a fellow
Urbane and laid back and mellow
When he sang Jezebel
All the people could tell

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@McTag,

Frankie Laine was a hell of a fellow
Urbane and laid back and mellow
When he sang Jezebel
All the people could tell
He sang about more than just "Hello"

It's pouring and pelting outside

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@spikepipsqueak,

It's pouring and pelting outside
Although to ignore it I've tried

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@McTag,

It's pouring and pelting outside
Although to ignore it I've tried
I do love the sounds
Of the rain as it pounds

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@spikepipsqueak,

It's pouring and pelting outside
Although to ignore it I've tried
I do love the sounds
Of the rain as it pounds
On McTag's tough and tight Scottish hide

*just a little stereotypical joke - ha, ha.

Australia or Scotland, which one
Would provide a world traveler more fun?

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@aidan,

Australia or Scotland, which one
Would provide a world traveler more fun?
Down under, with 'roos
Or with Barr's Irn Brus?

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@McTag,

Australia or Scotland, which one
Would provide a world traveler more fun?
Down under, with 'roos
Or with Barr's Irn Brus?
You'd have to give each place a run.

There was a big dog with long ears

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@spikepipsqueak,

There was a big dog with long ears
Subject to irrational fears

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@McTag,

There was a big dog with long ears
Subject to irrational fears
When the postman knocked twice
The dog's blood turned to ice

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@spikepipsqueak,

There was a big dog with long ears
Subject to irrational fears
When the postman knocked twice
The dog's blood turned to ice
As he dreaded bills stamped 'in arrears'.

My dog just shreds any paper

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@aidan,

My dog just shreds any paper
He's also a mad keen leg raper,
And it's unwise to bend

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@spikepipsqueak,

My dog just shreds any paper
He's also a mad keen leg raper,
And it's unwise to bend
He will bite your rear end
To him it is all a mad caper

I hear there are storms in the States

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