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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 23 Aug, 2009 10:52 pm
@McTag,
I hear there are storms in the States
The weatherman here cogitates
On the rains unexpected
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 24 Aug, 2009 12:49 am
@spikepipsqueak,

I hear there are storms in the States
The weatherman here cogitates
On the rains unexpected
And wind-damage effected
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 24 Aug, 2009 03:40 pm
@McTag,
I hear there are storms in the States
The weatherman here cogitates
On the rains unexpected
And wind-damage effected
Watch out- see, the grim reaper waits.

Well that was macabre and gloomy
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 26 Aug, 2009 09:32 am
@McTag,

Well that was macabre and gloomy
And leisurewear trousers are roomy
And cats are so catty
And bats are all batty
And thunder and lighning is boomy

Okay what shall we write about now?
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 01:02 am
@McTag,
Okay what shall we write about now?
The benchmark you've set is low-brow,
But whimsical, sunny,
Pants wettingly funny



Again and again, when I could use a good laugh - I get one. Thanks, McTag.
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 02:34 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Aw gee, shucks, glad you liked it!

Okay what shall we write about now?
The benchmark you've set is low-brow,
But whimsical, sunny,
Pants wettingly funny
This line ought to end in an ow.

(that one defeated me, sorry)

A young chap just sailed round the world

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 03:34 pm
@McTag,
A young chap just sailed round the world
Ship's in port now, her sheets neatly furled
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 27 Aug, 2009 09:17 pm
@OnTheFritz,
A young chap just sailed round the world
Ship's in port now, her sheets neatly furled
She's a good boat and trim
Built with spirit and vim
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 30 Aug, 2009 03:11 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

A young chap just sailed round the world
Ship's in port now, her sheets neatly furled
She's a good boat and trim
Built with spirit and vim
By a shipwright whose name's double-barrelled

Gilhooley-Arbuthnot's his name
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 1 Sep, 2009 05:14 pm
@McTag,
Gilhooley-Arbuthnot's his name
Ship building and chandling his game.
If a boat you should need
Go to one of his breed
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 2 Sep, 2009 01:01 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Gilhooley-Arbuthnot's his name
Ship building and chandling his game.
If a boat you should need
Go to one of his breed
And he'll build you another, the same

I think I'll get back in my bed
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 2 Sep, 2009 01:15 pm
@McTag,
I think I'll get back in my bed
I've a throbbing deep in my head
Perhaps some more sleep
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 2 Sep, 2009 02:01 pm
@OnTheFritz,

I think I'll get back in my bed
I've a throbbing deep in my head
Perhaps some more sleep
Afer counting some sheep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozzjOQFOKt0&feature=PlayList&p=A9B82AB53F95A190&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Wed 2 Sep, 2009 08:58 pm
@McTag,
I think I'll get back in my bed
I've a throbbing deep in my head
Perhaps some more sleep
After counting some sheep
Would help me not wish I was dead.

There's lots of dead things on the road.

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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 3 Sep, 2009 02:52 am

There's lots of dead things on the road
A badger, some skunks and a toad
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 3 Sep, 2009 05:59 am
@McTag,
There's lots of dead things on the road
A badger, some skunks and a toad
A couple, I feel
Could make a good meal
So let me pull over and load


That skunk was a little bit ripe
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 3 Sep, 2009 06:09 pm
@OnTheFritz,
That skunk was a little bit ripe
I shouldn't have tested skunk tripe
But the badger was good
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 7 Sep, 2009 12:17 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
That skunk was a little bit ripe
I shouldn't have tested skunk tripe
But the badger was good
That was under the hood
And cooked on a hot exhaust pipe

Cold beer hits the spot at a game
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 09:13 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Cold beer hits the spot at a game
Chardonnay isn't the same.,
Nuts and salami
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 8 Sep, 2009 10:02 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Cold beer hits the spot at a game
Chardonnay isn't the same.,
Nuts and salami
Tastes of umami
 

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