Perpetual Limerick (:3=

Cleopatra preferred milk of asses
She wouldn't if she'd worn her glasses
There were floaties in it
-Do you mean bits of ****?
It's a crime what a gauze filter passes


Still, maybe it's good for the skin

Still, maybe it's good for the skin
So have a go, rub it all in!
It's dandy for roses
And so, one supposes,

Still, maybe it's good for the skin
So have a go, rub it all in!
It's dandy for roses
And so, one supposes,
It has lots of nutrients. Win!

A woman whose children have nits.

A woman whose children have nits
Once gave me a feel of her tits

A woman whose children have nits
Once gave me a feel of her tits
And the run of her snatch,
When I started to scratch

A woman whose children have nits
Once gave me a feel of her tits
And the run of her snatch
When I started to scratch
That was the time to call it quits



Meds and a shower fixed me right up

Meds and a shower fixed me right up
Feeling good, so I sat down to sup.
Pea pod soup, piles of toast

Meds and a shower fixed me right up
Feeling good, so I sat down to sup.
Pea pod soup, piles of toast
That's the food I like most

Meds and a shower fixed me right up
Feeling good, so I sat down to sup.
Pea pod soup, piles of toast
That's the food I like most
When the soup's in a ginormous cup.


Did you know that a cat saves on heating?

Did you know that a cat saves on heating?
And in fact, that point might bear repeating-
I find them annoying
Sneaky, sidling and cloying
They inspire foreign urges-like beating.

* sorry to be so negative, but I was just at my sister's and she has THREE cats - from whom I could NOT escape - I was constantly being jumped on and rubbed against - they seemed to love me, attracted as if I were some sort of magnet- although I was the only one in the house who didn't like them and I'd put them down saying - 'Go love someone else - I don't LIKE you' while they ignored everyone else...maddening.

Yes, give me a dog any day

Yo, Ade, I agree wichoo.
Cats like me too, and I don't like them much. Okay to look at, can be cute and charming, but I could never own one. And, I'm slightly allergic to them, I discovered.
And did Elvis sing a song to a cat? No he didn't.
So on balance, no thanks.

Yes, give me a dog any day
So preferable in every way

Yes, give me a dog any day
So preferable in every way
Playful balls and frolicks

Yes, give me a dog any day
So preferable in every way
Playful balls and frolicks
While one sips one's Horlicks

Yes, give me a dog any day
So preferable in every way
Playful balls and frolicks
While one sips one's Horlicks
They're loyal and fetch, sit and stay.

'Horlicks' - an interesting name...

'Horlicks' - an interesting name
It's a drink we give horses when lame
-No it's not, I confess

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horlicks

*I asked my friend about it - I always thought it was chocolaty - like Ovaltine - he said it's really delicious and creamy...I might try it- not that I need any help sleeping .

'Horlicks' - an interesting name
It's a drink we give horses when lame
-No it's not, I confess
It soothes-relieves stress

'Horlicks' - an interesting name
It's a drink we give horses when lame
-No it's not, I confess
It soothes-relieves stress
And puts you in much better frame.

It's malty and creamy and rich,

It's malty and creamy and rich,
And you'll drink it a lot if you're Britch

It's malty and creamy and rich,
And you'll drink it a lot if you're Britch
Or honey and milk
Which goes down like silk
You'd sleep well if you slept in a ditch.


The cherry's the monarch of druit

The cherry's the monarch of druit
Of fruit, you mean? Mais oui, sans doute