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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jun, 2009 02:27 pm
@aidan,
A man in Japan had an itch
Joined a team, he wanted to pitch
But they made him play catcher
He was short in stature
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jun, 2009 11:26 pm
@aidan,

A man in Japan had an itch
Joined a team, he wanted to pitch
But they made him play catcher
Out there in Kamchatka
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jun, 2009 05:55 am
@McTag,
Dang, McTag, I didn't think mine was that bad.
aidan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jun, 2009 08:25 am
@OnTheFritz,
A man in Japan had an itch
Joined a team, he wanted to pitch
But they made him play catcher
He was short in stature
His rocket-like arm made him rich.
aidan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jun, 2009 08:26 am
@aidan,
A man in Japan had an itch
Joined a team, he wanted to pitch
But they made him play catcher
Out there in Kamchatka
Tagging runners with nary a hitch.

I wouldn't mind catching a game
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 10 Jun, 2009 01:01 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Sorry, Fritzy, I didn't see you there.

I wouldn't mind catching a game
Though they all of them look much the same
A bat, a ball
And some jocks, is all
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 11 Jun, 2009 08:24 pm
@McTag,
No prob, McTag. I noticed I was the first on the next page.

Thanks for going to bat for me, aidan, (to keep it in the sports vernacular) and putting my line back. You're a mensch.


I wouldn't mind catching a game
Though they all of them look much the same
A bat, a ball
And some jocks, is all
Plus the drugs to muscle-up the frame



There's no joy in Mudville tonight


McTag
 
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Reply Sat 13 Jun, 2009 01:24 pm
@OnTheFritz,

There's no joy in Mudville tonight
So let's go down the bar for a fight
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 12:59 am
@McTag,

There's no joy in Mudville tonight
So let's go down the bar for a fight
Or look at the box
Or wash out our socks
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jun, 2009 08:22 pm
@McTag,
There's no joy in Mudville tonight
So let's go down the bar for a fight
Or look at the box
Or wash out our socks
Or ask our mates in for a bite.


Play cards until nearly on dawn.
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 01:23 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Play cards until nearly on dawn
While the Limerick rolls on and on
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 06:21 pm
@McTag,
Play cards until nearly on dawn
While the Limerick rolls on and on
Is this marathon "poem"
Losing momentum?
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2009 11:48 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Play cards until nearly on dawn
While the Limerick rolls on and on
Is this marathon "poem"
Losing momentum?
Sometimes slows, but it always keeps goin'

So the weekend is here, that's a fact
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 05:58 am
@McTag,
So the weekend is here, that's a fact
Time to roll out the Mum-in-law tact
She comes over for lunch
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 07:35 am
@spikepipsqueak,
So the weekend is here, that's a fact
Time to roll out the Mum-in-law tact
She comes over for lunch
Gives me a punch
Then stands and reads me the riot act


She has clothes, enough for a week
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 01:49 pm
@OnTheFritz,

She has clothes, enough for a week
Her laundry is done by a Greek
solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 11:24 pm
@McTag,
She has clothes, enough for a week
Her laundry is done by a Greek
In the silk that she's swathed
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jun, 2009 11:50 pm
@solipsister,

She has clothes, enough for a week
Her laundry is done by a Greek
In the silk that she's swathed
And the milk that she's bathed
In has brought a nice glow to her cheek

Cleopatra preferred asses' milk

oo that's a bit tricky....lets go with

Cleopatra preferred milk of asses
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 03:24 am
@McTag,
Cleopatra preferred milk of asses
She wouldn't if she'd worn her glasses (sorry about the rhyme Embarrassed )
There were floaties in it
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 07:18 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Cleopatra preferred milk of asses
She wouldn't if she'd worn her glasses
There were floaties in it
-Do you mean bits of ****?
 

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