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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2009 05:03 am
@aidan,
1.Going to bed without supper
Was like spending time in the scupper
If you misbehaved much




2.A young man was starting a car
Found the car was not quite up to par
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 06:41 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Well, so much for that idea.

Why doesn't someone start a new limerick; I got none.
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 07:19 am
@OnTheFritz,
I seem to be creating the log jams, not sure what I'm doing wrong

So I'll finish this
1.Going to bed without supper
Was like spending time in the scupper
If you misbehaved much
You'd get laid up in dutch.
'S what you get for yelling "Yeah, up 'er!"

and give this a push start

2.A young man was starting a car
Found the car was not quite up to par
So he panted and pushed
"Til exhausted and bushed


and keep out of your way for a while
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 08:24 am
A young man was starting a car
Found the car was not quite up to par
So he panted and pushed
"Til exhausted and bushed
Then he went and got pissed in a bar

Okay here's one:

I've weeded, and trimmed up my lawn
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 03:44 pm

So where have the rest of you gone?
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 03:45 pm

The whole rhyming crew
Has just upped stakes and blew
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2009 03:47 pm

And left me here all on my awn.

Now David ben Gurion said
Who left this wet fish in my bed?
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 4 Jun, 2009 11:57 pm
@McTag,

Now David ben Gurion said
Who left this wet fish in my bed?
Whether flounder or bass
It has gummed up my ass
And the smell made me lose my street cred

My teapot is cooling, I fear
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 12:17 am
@McTag,
My teapot is cooling, I fear
Dammit! I'll have to drink beer.
Would you like a tall stein?
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 02:10 am
@spikepipsqueak,

My teapot is cooling, I fear
Dammit! I'll have to drink beer.
Would you like a tall stein?
And in your place, or mein?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 06:42 am
@McTag,
I figured I'd join you again, McTag.

My teapot is cooling, I fear
Dammit! I'll have to drink beer.
Would you like a tall stein?
And in your place, or mein?
By noon we will be of good cheer.


Renee, who's the man of your heart?


McTag
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 03:12 pm
@OnTheFritz,

Renee, who's the man of your heart?
I like Donald, who pushes the cart
That comes round every week
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 05:08 pm
@McTag,
Renee, who's the man of your heart?
I like Donald, who pushes the cart
That comes round every week
He's not brash, he's not meek
But he doesn't know much about art.


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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 5 Jun, 2009 11:59 pm

So what is the next line to be?
I know, let's write about me...
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spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sat 6 Jun, 2009 02:17 am
So what is the next line to be?
I know, let's write about me...
McTag has great wit,
Joie de vie (yeah, no ****)
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2009 01:03 am
@spikepipsqueak,

So what is the next line to be?
I know, let's write about me...
McTag has great wit,
Joie de vie (yeah, no ****
You can fool the peeps all of the T)

Okay then, what's next, lads and lasses?
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2009 08:26 am
@McTag,
Okay then, what's next, lads and lasses?
Obscene and mean to please the masses
Short, but not too sweet
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 7 Jun, 2009 06:50 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Okay then, what's next, lads and lasses?
Obscene and mean to please the masses
Short, but not too sweet
We will think on our feet
As we find a new use for molasses.

A man in Japan had an itch
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 8 Jun, 2009 06:14 am
@spikepipsqueak,
A man in Japan had an itch
Joined a team, he wanted to pitch
aidan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Jun, 2009 10:31 am
@OnTheFritz,
A man in Japan had an itch
Joined a team, he wanted to pitch
But they made him play catcher Laughing
 

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