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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 07:54 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Winter's the season for soup.
The top is up on the coupe
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 08:15 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Winter's the season for soup.
The top is up on the coupe
Honeyed porrige of oats
And warm overcoats
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 08:18 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Winter's the season for soup.
The top is up on the coupe
Honeyed porrige of oats
And warm overcoats,
And a stinking damned dose of the croup.


Of bathos I fear I am full,
Do you think that's a little bit cruel?


spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 8 May, 2009 09:07 pm
@dlowan,
Of bathos I fear I am full,
Do you think that's a little bit cruel?
No, it's fun, it's a giggle
Gives our cages a jiggle,
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 12:14 am
@spikepipsqueak,

Of bathos I fear I am full,
Do you think that's a little bit cruel?
No, it's fun, it's a giggle
Gives our cages a jiggle,.

Then, that sucks and it's no fun at all!!



A Bunny was wandering morosely..
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 01:09 am
@dlowan,
A Bunny was wandering morosely..
Finding things of life not so comely
When she met this rabid..
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 01:40 am
@Francis,
A Bunny was wandering morosely..
Finding things of life not so comely
When she met this rabid..
Dog whose regular habit
Was to walk with a fellow named Chumley
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 08:15 am
@spikepipsqueak,
You forgot to start a new one, spikepipsqueak, so I'll do it


That girl in the pub, she had a strange name
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sat 9 May, 2009 09:01 am
@OnTheFritz,
Oops (Thanks OTF)

That girl in the pub, she had a strange name
Her first and her last were the same.
She was Susan Gill Susan
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 11 May, 2009 01:42 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
We need to have more than one limerick going at the same time since the thread frequently stalls for days at a time. So...

NO. 1
That girl in the pub, she had a strange name
Her first and her last were the same.
She was Susan Gill Susan





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NO. 2
Maybe this rhyme will have better luck
aidan
 
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Reply Mon 11 May, 2009 05:09 pm
@OnTheFritz,
That girl in the pub, she had a strange name
Her first and her last were the same.
She was Susan Gill Susan
a girl so amusin'
she made stand up comics look lame.

2. Maybe this rhyme will have better luck
Thought OntheFritz as he drove in his truck
To pick up his lover
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 12 May, 2009 03:43 am
@aidan,
Maybe this rhyme will have better luck
Thought OntheFritz as he drove in his truck
To pick up his lover
Who may not recover
From the giddiness of their last....amorous encounter Shocked

A looney today in a car
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 12 May, 2009 06:07 am
@spikepipsqueak,
1.
A looney today in a car
Was drunk, didn't get very far


2.
Mom's gone now, but I still miss her


spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 12 May, 2009 10:38 pm
@OnTheFritz,
1.
A looney today in a car
Was drunk, didn't get very far
As he mounted the kerb


2.
Mom's gone now, but I still miss her
Would value a chance to just kiss her
aidan
 
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Reply Wed 13 May, 2009 12:24 am
@spikepipsqueak,
A looney today in a car
Was drunk, didn't get very far
As he mounted the kerb
in search of some herb
parked his car- not his ass- at the bar.

2.Mom's gone now, but I still miss her
Would value a chance just to kiss her
Her smile was my light
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 14 May, 2009 07:47 am
@aidan,
Mom's gone now, but I still miss her
Would value a chance just to kiss her
Her smile was my light
I'd no flaws in her sight
And I think of my Mum in a whisper.


That empty old house on the hill
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 11:36 am
@spikepipsqueak,
1. That empty old house on the hill
Passing it still gives me a chill




2. That package that came in the mail
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sat 16 May, 2009 08:31 pm
@OnTheFritz,
1. That empty old house on the hill
Passing it still gives me a chill
In the fog and the storm




2. That package that came in the mail
Had cemtex and anthrax and nails
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 18 May, 2009 03:31 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
That empty old house on the hill
Passing it still gives me a chill
In the fog and the storm
I still see the form
Of the body that lies on the sill

That package that came in the mails
Had semtex and anthrax and nails
A nasty li'l box
That'll give you a pox
If projectiles miss and BOOM fails


1."Stop it!" she said to her brother




2.A young man was starting a car
aidan
 
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Reply Tue 19 May, 2009 03:13 am
@OnTheFritz,
Stop it!" she said to her brother
'Or I will tattle to mother
Who'll rush to protect me
Spank your butt, make you miss tea
Choose bad boy - tis one or the other!'

1.Going to bed without supper




2.A young man was starting a car
 

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