Close harmony doo-wop just irks them
But when I roll string it re-works them.
They prick up their ears,
Then stick up their rears,
That's one of the methods that perks them
Then I had a big row with my wife
I hadda hide the big effin steak knife
When she starts to shout
You'd better look out
Got volume, my trouble 'n' strife.
Our rows always end with a bang
From that gun I brought back from Da Nang
I aim it at her
She starts to cower
Though it shoots blanks, it ends her harangue
She washed and she combed and she picked
Out the nits that were making me sick
Suchlike little critters
Just give me the jitters
Make them pets? That's just taking the mick!
Harmony reigned from then on
Now the creatures from Hades were gone
Harmony reigned from then on
Now the creatures from Hades were gone
I get the short couplets?
That makes me fed up. Let's
Spread the job out from now on.
It is raining like cats and dogs here
Well, doggies and catlets and deer.
There are raindrops so big
Hailing taxis on ig
We had to put lids on our beer.
