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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

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solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 8 Apr, 2009 11:34 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
on that night which was so long ago
I went out to pee in the snow
Found a gobsmacking sight.
"Twas a wolf framed in night.
hungering tongue's tending to forego

when those three girls walked into a bar
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 12:40 am
@solipsister,
when those three girls walked into a bar
one had wine, one a coke, one a jar
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 04:34 am
@spikepipsqueak,
When those three girls walked into a bar
One had wine, one a coke, one a jar
One was short, one was tall,
One was round like a ball
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 05:21 am
@McTag,
When those three girls walked into a bar
One had wine, one a coke, one a jar
One was short, one was tall,
One was round like a ball
And each had a note from her Pa

They brandished their notes in the air
Francis
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 10:53 am
@spikepipsqueak,
They brandished their notes in the air
I can assure you it was not truly fair
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 11:27 am
@Francis,

They brandished their notes in the air
I can assure you it was not truly fair
Guy Mitchell? My favourite!
Let's sing it, and savour it!
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aidan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 04:05 pm
@Francis,
They brandished their notes in the air
I can assure you it was not truly fair
They were all liquored up
To their double D cups
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Thu 9 Apr, 2009 06:22 pm
@aidan,
I like both, have chosen to compromise.

They brandished their notes in the air
I can assure you it was not truly fair
Guy Mitchell? My favourite!
Let's sing it, and savour it!
And put flowers and stuff in their hair

They brandished their notes in the air
I can assure you it was not truly fair
They were all liquored up
To their double D cups
And put flowers and stuff in their hair


Have they told you about Wilson's nails?
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 10 Apr, 2009 03:48 am
@aidan,

Hey aidan, why did you not like my lines? Sorry.
solipsister
 
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Reply Fri 10 Apr, 2009 05:02 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Have they told you about Wilson's nails?
they all save yer from many travails
aidan
 
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Reply Fri 10 Apr, 2009 03:54 pm
@McTag,
McTag said:
Quote:
Hey aidan, why did you not like my lines? Sorry.

I missed them somehow - I don't know how- but I did. When I wrote mine - I hadn't seen yours, and so I thought you must have just pipped me by a nose, so I left them, but now that I look at the times- it looks like yours were there long before mine.

You shouldn't be sorry - I'm sorry. I can be sort of spacey sometimes - especially in the morning when I'm back and forth getting ready for work.
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aidan
 
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Reply Fri 10 Apr, 2009 03:56 pm
@solipsister,
Have they told you about Wilson's nails?
they all save yer from many travails
They're painted bright red
He does them in bed
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 10 Apr, 2009 05:33 pm
@aidan,
Aidan, I did the same thing recently in the 7 letter word thread, I think. The last post was right there in front of me and I responded to the one directly above it. That last one just didn't seem to register in my brain; not the first time either. I hope it's not a tumor.



Have they told you about Wilson's nails?
they all save yer from many travails
They're painted bright red
He does them in bed
With the 'namel he gets at the sales




He's daft, but his dog doesn't mind



spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 10 Apr, 2009 08:38 pm
@OnTheFritz,
He's daft, but his dog doesn't mind
They match, 'cos the dog is quite blind.
The cat has a twitch,
aidan
 
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Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 01:55 am
@spikepipsqueak,
He's daft, but his dog doesn't mind
They match, 'cos the dog is quite blind.
The cat has a twitch
She belonged to a witch
Who was mad, but good-hearted and kind.

She'd cast spells on this poor little cat
But not evil ones, no never that-
Still the cat never knew
Francis
 
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Reply Sun 19 Apr, 2009 02:08 am
@aidan,
She'd cast spells on this poor little cat
But not evil ones, no never that-
Still the cat never knew
What was the cauldron stew
What would come out of the witch's hat

Those were too much arcane matters
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2009 08:00 am
@Francis,
Those were too much arcane matters
When the cat turns to human it chatters.
I prefer my cats silent.
As cats they're not violent.
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 20 Apr, 2009 02:38 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Those were too much arcane matters
When the cat turns to human it chatters.
I prefer my cats silent.
As cats they're not violent
Unless I play tunes by The Platters

Close harmony doo-wop just irks them
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 21 Apr, 2009 05:10 pm
@McTag,
Close harmony doo-wop just irks them
But when I roll string it re-works them.
They prick up their ears,
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 29 Apr, 2009 02:09 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
Close harmony doo-wop just irks them
But when I roll string it re-works them.
They prick up their ears,
Then stick up their rears,

 

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