Were you a brownie or cub scout?
In the fields and the woods and, well, out?
Did you learn to tie knots?
Sleep in tents on rough cots
and build campfires to sing songs about?
Well the hamster is quite philosophic
And its humour is so sophomoric.
If a hamster pratfalls
All its mates give cat calls...
But really, that's quite off the topic.
A charming, shy mouse called Xerxes
Was wondering how much a Turk sees
From an Istanbul tower
For three cents an hour
He sees 'bout as much as his clerk sees
That's a challenge, a name from the classics
We're back to the literature basics.
We could chat about gods
And suchlike odds and sods
Or else we'll reveal ourselves as hicks
A young man I know loved his curry
And he went with his sidekick called Murray
To an indian den
Where they ordered up ten
Extra hot , and to go in a hurry.
Some kingfishers, rice and a naan bread
Complete the meal - now they're well fed
Some kingfishers, rice and a naan bread
Complete the meal - now they're well fed
With a few cans of lager
Sit and rehash a saga
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Mon 2 Mar, 2009 01:30 pm
Some kingfishers, rice and a naan bread
Complete the meal - now they're well fed
With a few cans of lager
Sit and rehash a saga
Or fall fast asleep instead
Is there water enough for my bath?
No. Swim in the pond by the path.
And don't bother the frog
That thith on the log
And laughth at the thize of your ath. (thorry, I couldn't rethith)
