Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@aidan,

I like it when someone else drives
And bees like to cluster in hives

@McTag,

I like it when someone else drives
And bees like to cluster in hives
So to go honeycomb
Cloistered bees need to roam

@solipsister,

I like it when someone else drives
And bees like to cluster in hives
So to go honeycomb
Cloistered bees need to roam
And my! How the colony strives

They strive when they're making the honey
From the pollen they get while it's sunny

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@McTag,

They strive when they're making the honey
From the pollen they get while it's sunny
And store it themselves
In all those tiny cells

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@OnTheFritz,

They strive when they're making the honey
From the pollen they get while it's sunny
And store it themselves
In all those tiny cells
Then we pinch and exchange it for money.

And that is the way of the world

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@spikepipsqueak,

And that is the way of the world
Peas struck by a knife so unfurled
That sweet tongues abide

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@solipsister,

And that is the way of the world
Peas struck by a knife so unfurled
That sweet tongues abide
By the banks of the Clyde

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@McTag,

And that is the way of the world
Peas struck by a knife so unfurled
That sweet tongues abide
By the banks of the Clyde
and fingers deliciously curled.

Dejected, she quietly leaves

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@Pearlylustre,

Dejected, she quietly leaves.
She curls in a ball and she grieves.

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@spikepipsqueak,

Dejected, she quietly leaves.
She curls in a ball and she grieves.
Her skin dries and grows tough,
Gray, scaly, and rough
And by spring she's grown into a tree.

The woodsman sets one one fine morn

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@patiodog,

The woodsman sets out one fine morn
To find a tree with a special thorn

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@OnTheFritz,

The woodsman sets out one fine morn
To find a tree with a special thorn
But was cut to the bone
On a prick of his hone

Hey OnTheFritz, nice rhyme, pity your metre and foot are OnTheFritz

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@solipsister,

The woodsman sets out one fine morn
To find a tree with a special thorn
But was cut to the bone
On a prick of his hone
Sounds bad! Take a break, read some porn
(or eat some corn or blow your horn)

Which instrument can you best play?

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@aidan,

Which instrument can you best play?
A musical one you mean, pray?
Well, I've got a bass
And it's often the case
Which makes the best sound, so they say

The critics can be so unkind

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@McTag,

The critics can be so unkind
Specially those with axes to grind

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@OnTheFritz,

The critics can be so unkind
Specially those with axes to grind
They just niggle and dig
But they don't give a fig

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@spikepipsqueak,

The critics can be so unkind
Specially those with axes to grind
They just niggle and dig
But they don't give a fig
You can't win- so don't pay it no mind.

Me, I make my mind up myself
Leave critics' reviews on the shelf

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@aidan,

Me, I make my mind up myself
Leave critics' reviews on the shelf
They can go take a hike
They can carp all they like

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@McTag,

Me, I make my mind up myself
Leave critics' reviews on the shelf
They can go take a hike
They can carp all they like
Or make shoes, like a good little elf.

(I never realized how few words rhyme with self and shelf before).

Were you a brownie or cub scout?

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@aidan,

Were you a brownie or cub scout?
In the fields and the woods and, well, out?
Did you learn to tie knots?

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