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Perpetual Limerick (:3=

 
 
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 04:22 pm
@McTag,
I'm clean, now the pond has a ring
And the frog joined with me in a sing
We sang ballads and lays,
Me soprano, he bass
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 04:26 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

I'm clean, now the pond has a ring
And the frog joined with me in a sing
We sang ballads and lays,
Me soprano, he bass
And I wrinkled my old ding-a-ling

That water was chilly, I tell ya
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 06:31 am
@McTag,
That water was chilly, I tell ya
So I peed and warmed it a spell, ah
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 11:53 am
@OnTheFritz,
That water was chilly, I tell ya
So I peed and warmed it a spell, ah
I didn't stay long
-Only finished my song
Which the frog and I sang a capella
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 11:56 am
@McTag,

Oh, many's the flower that is born
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 03:05 am
@McTag,
Oh, many's the flower that is born
To glow in the dew of the morn
But lose its proud stance
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 03:28 pm
@spikepipsqueak,

Oh, many's the flower that is born
To glow in the dew of the morn
But lose its proud stance
Cos it don't get to dance,
Or be seen, or have fun, so we mourn.


A blond capybara, named Boris,

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 04:09 pm
@dlowan,
A blond capybara, named Boris
And a brown guinea pig named Doris
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 04:39 pm
@OnTheFritz,
A blond capybara, named Boris
And a brown guinea pig named Doris
Went off on a spree
To Donaghadee
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 09:01 pm
@McTag,
A blond capybara, named Boris
And a brown guinea pig named Doris
Went off on a spree
To Donaghadee
In their beige '65 Mini Morris.

They stopped at a pub for a shandy.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2009 08:29 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
They stopped at a pub for a shandy
And Doris, she started to get randy
Francis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 06:28 am
@OnTheFritz,
They stopped at a pub for a shandy
And Doris, she started to get randy
Seeing an ear around
She felt safe and sound
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Floyd Pink
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 12:51 pm
They stopped at a pub for a shandy
And Doris, she started to get randy
Seeing an ear around
She felt safe and sound
To stick out her tongue-it's a dandy!

I'm honored to start the next limerick

McTag
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 01:39 pm
@Floyd Pink,

I'm honored to start the next limerick
And I'll write the next line real quick
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 02:19 pm
@McTag,
I'm honored to start the next limerick
And I'll write the next line real quick
Me, I'll just piddle
fill in the middle
Francis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 02:25 pm
@OnTheFritz,
I'm honored to start the next limerick
And I'll write the next line real quick
Me, I'll just piddle
fill in the middle
And I will finish this damned trick

OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 04:47 pm
@Francis,
I just did what Francis forgot
Started a new one, good or not
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 06:46 pm
@OnTheFritz,
I just did what Francis forgot
Started a new one, good or not
Good isn't the issue
But will I need a tissue?
Floyd Pink
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 08:30 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
I just did what Francis forgot
Started a new one, good or not
Good isn't the issue
But will I need a tissue?
You might think it's funny but' snot

I guess we all need some libations
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 09:03 pm
@Floyd Pink,
I guess we all need some libations
To lubricate our cerebrations.
Though the more that you drink
The less clearly you think
 

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