Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@OnTheFritz,

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
No need to dwell on where he shat
Let's raise the tone
To erogenous zone

@McTag,

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
No need to dwell on where he shat
Let's raise the tone
To erogenous zone
And so bring the tone right down Splatt!

So Jose has moseyed away
It's nice he called in for a day

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@McTag,

So Jose has moseyed away
It's nice he called in for a day
As for how Jose'd be
Jose'd be so cosy

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@solipsister,

So Jose has moseyed away
It's nice he called in for a day
As for how Jose'd be
Jose'd be so cosy
Doin' his bit for lit-er-a-cy

I'm not sure that was the best rhyme
Well I can't get it right all the time

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@McTag,

I'm not sure that was the best rhyme
Well I can't get it right all the time
Like those damned clerihew
That ineffably you

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@solipsister,

I'm not sure that was the best rhyme
Well I can't get it right all the time
Like those damned clerihew
That ineffably you
Compose that are oh so sublime

That A-Rod, he's really a hoot

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@OnTheFritz,

That A-Rod, he's really a hoot
'N any rhyme metre or foot
Which doesn't be long

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@solipsister,

foot doesn't rhyme with hoot

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@OnTheFritz,

That A-Rod he's really a hoot
See him running away with the loot
Whence came all those muscles?
And superman hustle?
And he's shagging Madonna to boot...

But you know - it's only a game

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@aidan,

But you know - it's only a game
That's played for fortune and fame

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@OnTheFritz,

But you know - it's only a game
That's played for fortune and fame
And you know what they say
It's the games people play

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@McTag,

But you know - it's only a game
That's played for fortune and fame
And you know what they say
It's the games people play
That cause them much sorrow and shame

Why, oh why, do I play this here game

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@OnTheFritz,

Why, oh why, do I play this here game
And why does it need to be so lame

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@Francis,

Why, oh why, do I play this here game
And why does it need to be so lame
Oh don't bring me down,
It's the one game in town,

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@spikepipsqueak,

Why, oh why, do I play this here game
And why does it need to be so lame
Oh don't bring me down,
It's the one game in town,
Where the rhythm is always the same.

And now we can talk about meter
Which allows us to mention (blush) Peter

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@aidan,

And now we can talk about meter
Which allows us to mention (blush) Peter
In truth, when he's spent he
Will admit to a centi-
meter short of an all-peter beater.

There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas

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@patiodog,

There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
People asked - where the heck
He replied - home of Steinbeck

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@patiodog,

There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
When saluting the flag
His hand oft touched the bag

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@Francis,

There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
People asked - where the heck
He replied - home of Steinbeck
And then said, 'Need a fare - glad I seen ya's'.

*(He's living and working in Jersey now- Newark airport)

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@solipsister,

There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
When saluting the flag
His hand oft touched the bag
Which was soft as the skin of a Venus.

I like it when someone else drives

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