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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 10 Feb, 2009 04:55 pm
@OnTheFritz,

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
No need to dwell on where he shat
Let's raise the tone
To erogenous zone
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2009 11:59 am
@McTag,

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
No need to dwell on where he shat
Let's raise the tone
To erogenous zone
And so bring the tone right down Splatt!

So Jose has moseyed away
It's nice he called in for a day
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2009 04:26 am
@McTag,
So Jose has moseyed away
It's nice he called in for a day
As for how Jose'd be
Jose'd be so cosy
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2009 05:53 am
@solipsister,

So Jose has moseyed away
It's nice he called in for a day
As for how Jose'd be
Jose'd be so cosy
Doin' his bit for lit-er-a-cy

I'm not sure that was the best rhyme
Well I can't get it right all the time
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2009 05:19 pm
@McTag,
I'm not sure that was the best rhyme
Well I can't get it right all the time
Like those damned clerihew
That ineffably you
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2009 06:11 pm
@solipsister,
I'm not sure that was the best rhyme
Well I can't get it right all the time
Like those damned clerihew
That ineffably you
Compose that are oh so sublime



That A-Rod, he's really a hoot
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2009 07:16 pm
@OnTheFritz,
That A-Rod, he's really a hoot
'N any rhyme metre or foot
Which doesn't be long
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2009 09:54 pm
@solipsister,
foot doesn't rhyme with hoot
aidan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2009 02:23 am
@OnTheFritz,
That A-Rod he's really a hoot
See him running away with the loot
Whence came all those muscles?
And superman hustle?
And he's shagging Madonna to boot...

But you know - it's only a game
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2009 06:36 am
@aidan,
But you know - it's only a game
That's played for fortune and fame
McTag
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2009 03:59 pm
@OnTheFritz,

But you know - it's only a game
That's played for fortune and fame
And you know what they say
It's the games people play
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2009 04:50 pm
@McTag,
But you know - it's only a game
That's played for fortune and fame
And you know what they say
It's the games people play
That cause them much sorrow and shame




Why, oh why, do I play this here game
Francis
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2009 05:01 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Why, oh why, do I play this here game
And why does it need to be so lame
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 13 Feb, 2009 08:31 pm
@Francis,
Why, oh why, do I play this here game
And why does it need to be so lame
Oh don't bring me down,
It's the one game in town,
aidan
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 01:42 am
@spikepipsqueak,
Why, oh why, do I play this here game
And why does it need to be so lame
Oh don't bring me down,
It's the one game in town,
Where the rhythm is always the same.

And now we can talk about meter
Which allows us to mention (blush) Peter
patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 02:23 am
@aidan,
And now we can talk about meter
Which allows us to mention (blush) Peter
In truth, when he's spent he
Will admit to a centi-
meter short of an all-peter beater.

There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
Francis
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 02:36 am
@patiodog,
There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
People asked - where the heck
He replied - home of Steinbeck
solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 14 Feb, 2009 02:51 am
@patiodog,
There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
When saluting the flag
His hand oft touched the bag
aidan
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 12:52 am
@Francis,
There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
People asked - where the heck
He replied - home of Steinbeck
And then said, 'Need a fare - glad I seen ya's'.

*(He's living and working in Jersey now- Newark airport)
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aidan
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2009 12:55 am
@solipsister,
There once was a cabbie named Enos
Who hailed from the town of Salinas
When saluting the flag
His hand oft touched the bag
Which was soft as the skin of a Venus.

I like it when someone else drives
 

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