Perpetual Limerick (:3=

@solipsister,

But the goat on two legs, so it seemed
That by Pan, pagan gods so esteemed
Often whipped out their pipes,
With evil delights
Welcome, Floyd, to the limerick scene Razz

We always like new faces here

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@Letty,

We always like new faces here
Especially those who bring beer

{Hi Letty ;^}

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@solipsister,

But the goat on two legs , so it seemed
That by Pan, pagan gods so esteemed
Often whipped out their pipes
And they cried "Golly! Cripes!"
And Pan looked on fondly, and beamed.

At Murrayfield, Wales play today

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@McTag,

At Murrayfield, Wales play today
Who's gonna win, can you say?

(f..g metre!)

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@Francis,

At Murrayfield, Wales play today
Who's gonna win, can you say?
My heart is with Wales
But it often fails

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@Jose Cuervo,

Bloody hell, haven't seen Jose for a couple of years. He's good at this

At Murrayfield, Wales play today
Who's gonna win, can you say?
My heart is with Wales
But it often fails
Not today, the Taffs won, skies are grey. Crying or Very sad

Still, it's only a game, is it not?
-You'd expect to hear that from a Scot

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Hey, sorry I got my pages mixed up, above. I didn't see Floyd's line.

My bad.

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@McTag,

(let's start over)

There's jose and the man with the ear,
Then McTag and then Floyd with his beer

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@Letty,

There's jose and the man with the ear,
Then McTag and then Floyd with his beer
Hey Fritz, he's around

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@OnTheFritz,

There's jose and the man with the ear,
Then McTag and then Floyd with his beer
Hey Fritz, he's around
Letty's on the town

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@Floyd Pink,

There's Jose and the man with the ear,
Then McTag and then Floyd with his beer
Hey Fritz, he's around
Letty's on the town
And we all know the rules- is that clear?

I said, is that clear? to y'all

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@McTag,

I said, is that clear? to y'all
Who're sittin' 'ere 'avin a ball

{Speaking of Y'all, do Y'all know the plural of Y'all?}

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@Jose Cuervo,

Nope. YizAll?

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@McTag,

No, it's All Y'all! e.g. "All Y'all need to come over we're fixin' to kill sumtin' ;^}
Ya gotta love the South

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@Jose Cuervo,

Okay so this requires a rewrite:

I said, is that clear? to all y'all
Who're sittin' 'ere 'avin a ball
"You betcha" said they
"Doggone right!" " F*cking A!"

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@McTag,

I said, is that clear? to all y'all
Who're sittin' 'ere 'avin a ball
"You betcha" said they
"Doggone right!" " F*cking A!"
Scew it! why don't we go to the mall!

Now let's get this rhyme started of right.

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@Jose Cuervo,

Now let's get this rhyme started off right
Then put the cat out for the night

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@McTag,

If I may, McTag

Now let's get this rhyme started off right,
Then put the cat out with the night light
He'll land on his feet

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@Letty,

May what? Extend a perfectly good line until the metre doesn't fit the limeric form any more?
Of course you may, dear Letty.

to continue

Now let's get this rhyme started off right,
Then put the cat out with the night light
He'll land on his feet
And be so discreet
About where he deposits his poo

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that

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@McTag,

Okay, that's quite sufficient of that
No need to dwell on where he shat
Let's raise the tone

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