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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 09:08 am
@OnTheFritz,
Now only four days 'til Obama
Who's really a bit of a charmer
So, Heaven or Hell?
There's no way to tell
Unless you like melodrama

Let's see what happens Tuesday
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 10:24 am
@Francis,

Let's see what happens Tuesday
No way will that be a slow news day
McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 02:54 pm
@McTag,

Let's see what happens on Tuesday
No way will that be a "slow news day"
The Inauguration
Galvanises the nation
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 05:04 pm
@McTag,
see what happens on Tuesday
No way will that be a "slow news day"
The Inauguration
Galvanises the nation
While those who hate Obama's views pray



It's so cold that my beer is frozen



McTag
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 06:00 pm
@OnTheFritz,

It's so cold that my beer is frozen
But I buy these here cans by the dozen
And so, round the back
I've got more in my shack
Where the heater still works, I'm supposin'

It's long past my bedtime tonight
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 09:01 am
@McTag,
Dang, you're good at these, McTag.


It's long past my bedtime tonight
I wished my host adieu, polite
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 10:25 am
@OnTheFritz,

Embarrassed
One does one's modest best

It's long past my bedtime tonight
I wished my host adieu, polite
With pyjamas and cap
I turned down the flap
Snuggled in, and then turned out the light

What dog will Obama's girls get?
Francis
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 10:31 am
@McTag,
What dog will Obama's girls get?
If it's a dog they'll have as a pet
Letty
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2009 05:38 am
@Francis,
What dog will Obama's girls get?
If it's a dog they'll have as a pet
They should try three kittens
Who're missing their mittens
spikepipsqueak
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jan, 2009 05:37 pm
@Letty,
What dog will Obama's girls get?
If it's a dog they'll have as a pet
They should try three kittens
Who're missing their mittens
Or a fish, if they want to get wet.

What's the deal with the pet in the White House?
Fascination is verging on ****(e)house. (sorry )
Rolling Eyes
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2009 07:50 pm
@spikepipsqueak,
What's the deal with the pet in the White House?
Fascination is verging on ****(e)house. (sorry )
I'm declaring this one dead and starting another. RIP



The young man was agast at the sight
McTag
 
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Reply Wed 4 Feb, 2009 02:31 am
@OnTheFritz,

The young man was agast at the sight
Something horrible loomed in the night
aidan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 01:53 am
@McTag,
The young man was aghast at the sight
Something horrible loomed in the night
A vagabond fella
Drinking all of his Stella
And leaving him sober all right.

He'd hoped to knock back a cold one
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 02:54 am
@aidan,
He had hop'd to knock back a cold one
But he toped with some lack of aplomb
By the end of day three
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 04:46 am
@solipsister,

He had hop'd to knock back a cold one
But he toped with some lack of aplomb
By the end of day three
There was just him and me
And we sang with a rumpty-tum-tum

What a wonderful creature, the pig
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 06:00 pm
@McTag,
What a wonderful creature, the pig
Such as nowt ever seen round to dig
With such delicate flair
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 5 Feb, 2009 06:21 pm
@solipsister,
What a wonderful creature, the pig
Such as nowt ever seen round to dig
With such delicate flair
In pink suede underwear
That propinquity deemed way too big

But the goat on two legs, so it seemed
Francis
 
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Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2009 01:37 am
@solipsister,
But the goat on two legs, so it seemed
By Pan, the pagan god, was so esteemed
Floyd Pink
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2009 06:27 pm
@Francis,
But the goat on two legs, so it seemed
By Pan, the pagan god, was so esteemed
With relish he said,
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solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2009 06:33 pm
@Francis,
By Pan, the pagan god, was so esteemed

Francisly, where's the f metre and foot in that?

But the goat on two legs , so it seemed
That by Pan, pagan gods so esteemed
Often whipped out their pipes
 

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